mattbramanti.bsky.social
@mattbramanti.bsky.social
you say this because you know it won't happen

if I win the powerball i'll build a golden statue of you
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
are you a good reformer, Will
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
congratulations
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
suppoused
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
that's the spirit
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
careers were

why can't you speak your native language?
September 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
is bail bad
September 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"were giving"
September 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
hell yeah, dude

i bet that's what's gonna happen tomorrow

lmao
February 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
you should include the link so he can
February 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
had my eye on one for a while, and you were LARPing as though you were familiar with it so i thought i'd ask
February 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
what do you think of the yugo underfold?
February 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
no, it wouldn't have

because that would've been an idle threat

i know y'all think you can pack up disney world and open it back up in Portland next week

but that's retarded
February 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
wow that's crazy

and completely fake
February 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
oh my gosh, access to an agency? imagine what could happen
February 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
did they stop doing it after being obliterated
February 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
what if you do both
February 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
what happens when a "near-literal lynch mob" meets someone it wants to near-literally lynch
December 24, 2024 at 9:52 AM
how much have you collected to this end?
December 20, 2024 at 8:42 AM
"from government organizations, best practices from safety-critical industries, voluntary industry standards and consortia, academic research, and what an organization has learned"

put quotation marks around the shit you copy off the internet
December 20, 2024 at 7:28 AM
"The company complied the Aurora Safety Case Framework"

("The company said it complied with")
December 20, 2024 at 7:27 AM