You could have said you went to heaven. This sounds like it’s the magic bar in the DCU or something…awesome

But those included blood. Like lots of blood.

That one ALWAYS breaks my students’ brains

@scalzi.com as long as we’re clear that “Maneater” and the woman in “Family Man” are the same person, we’re cool

Or did they?

Teachers, one and all have taken the “when” not “if” on this one.

Cue the inevitable dance of the useless people saying useless words and not doing anything.

Just so tired.

I think it’s more of the entire movement headed towards, “we know better than God”

I don’t know who’s not teaching you babies this. Trip to see a speaker? Alternative option. Bringing in Kleenex and hand sanitizer? Alternative option.

And I know it makes us feel all warm, but you CANNOT give extra credit to coax your kids to donate to the school canned goods drive.