Matt Boyd
@mattboyd.bsky.social
Dad, hubs, business consultant, contract artist, negotiator, & beekeeper. Hip hop head. Veteran. Non-influencer selling nothing. Genuine Alfalfa male
Starting to think the President is entirely unwell.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Starting to think the President is entirely unwell.
From backyard hive to homemade beeswax lip balm
August 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
From backyard hive to homemade beeswax lip balm
It was hilarity man.
Funny who Charlie Kirk is to say who "belongs" in New York, that epitomizes the American melting pot since the first documented immigrant Juan Rodriguez, a Black Latino ny way of Santo Domingo, in 1613, over a century and a half before America was founded.
Funny who Charlie Kirk is to say who "belongs" in New York, that epitomizes the American melting pot since the first documented immigrant Juan Rodriguez, a Black Latino ny way of Santo Domingo, in 1613, over a century and a half before America was founded.
July 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It was hilarity man.
Funny who Charlie Kirk is to say who "belongs" in New York, that epitomizes the American melting pot since the first documented immigrant Juan Rodriguez, a Black Latino ny way of Santo Domingo, in 1613, over a century and a half before America was founded.
Funny who Charlie Kirk is to say who "belongs" in New York, that epitomizes the American melting pot since the first documented immigrant Juan Rodriguez, a Black Latino ny way of Santo Domingo, in 1613, over a century and a half before America was founded.
North Korea launched a warship which capsized on entering the water.
😓😬🤣
But, they blue-tarped it, so you can hardly tell.
😓😬🤣
But, they blue-tarped it, so you can hardly tell.
May 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
North Korea launched a warship which capsized on entering the water.
😓😬🤣
But, they blue-tarped it, so you can hardly tell.
😓😬🤣
But, they blue-tarped it, so you can hardly tell.
I’m bout to fuck this up.
May 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m bout to fuck this up.
That’s a lot of bread
April 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That’s a lot of bread
First time bumping up to four batards at once… some overnight fridge fermentation Tetris, and a day-long bake tomorrow… let’s see how it turns out!
April 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
First time bumping up to four batards at once… some overnight fridge fermentation Tetris, and a day-long bake tomorrow… let’s see how it turns out!
Completely legitimate.
🙄
🙄
April 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Completely legitimate.
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DIY investments of anxious energy.
But I’d bet even money the buckle I used was made in China.
But I’d bet even money the buckle I used was made in China.
April 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
DIY investments of anxious energy.
But I’d bet even money the buckle I used was made in China.
But I’d bet even money the buckle I used was made in China.
“Thank you for your service. NEXT!
Thank you for your service.
NEXT!
Thank you for your service.
NEXT!”
Military dot com: “Army Mulling Dramatic Reduction of Tens of Thousands of Troops”
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Thank you for your service.
NEXT!
Thank you for your service.
NEXT!”
Military dot com: “Army Mulling Dramatic Reduction of Tens of Thousands of Troops”
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
April 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“Thank you for your service. NEXT!
Thank you for your service.
NEXT!
Thank you for your service.
NEXT!”
Military dot com: “Army Mulling Dramatic Reduction of Tens of Thousands of Troops”
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Thank you for your service.
NEXT!
Thank you for your service.
NEXT!”
Military dot com: “Army Mulling Dramatic Reduction of Tens of Thousands of Troops”
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Eyyo was Luther the Anger Translator just talking on the senate floor for 25 hours???
April 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Eyyo was Luther the Anger Translator just talking on the senate floor for 25 hours???
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Some days are a tall glass of ice water.
March 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Some days are a tall glass of ice water.
My loaf screams soundlessly into the night
March 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My loaf screams soundlessly into the night
If only there was some sign, before the election, that decisive leadership wasn’t in the cards.
“Some tariffs on neighbors, maybe cutting off an ally at war, you know, whatever makes sense.”
“Some tariffs on neighbors, maybe cutting off an ally at war, you know, whatever makes sense.”
March 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If only there was some sign, before the election, that decisive leadership wasn’t in the cards.
“Some tariffs on neighbors, maybe cutting off an ally at war, you know, whatever makes sense.”
“Some tariffs on neighbors, maybe cutting off an ally at war, you know, whatever makes sense.”
They also used to put lethally radioactive thorium and radium in makeup.
March 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They also used to put lethally radioactive thorium and radium in makeup.
“Yes, decorum is very important. We should not allow our houses of legislature to turn into madhouses. Persecute him.”
March 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“Yes, decorum is very important. We should not allow our houses of legislature to turn into madhouses. Persecute him.”
A batard and a shmendrick with a yarmulke
February 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A batard and a shmendrick with a yarmulke
“Well first of all, sometimes I just say shit.”
February 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Well first of all, sometimes I just say shit.”
Did we find Atlantis?
February 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Did we find Atlantis?
