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Matt Beardface
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He/Him. My favorite part of the Bible is when God battles a giant sea-monster
His nose is bigger than the babysitter's entire head
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I hadn't noticed it until I saw him interact with normal looking people in the animated series
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Not any stranger then his original design.... muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Oscar_t...
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
September 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
September 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I was about to say: I'm not sure what comic this guy is reading, but I would really like the link!
August 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We've come full circle.
August 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"frustrating and predictable" versus "sudden and immediate"
August 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"frustrating and predictable" Well, at least they've stopped claiming it was out of nowhere!
August 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Guys, Joe has known since way before the drinking incident...
August 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
For those who've forgotten this storyline, Joyce needed Dorothy to hold hands and pretend they were dating because Joyce didn't want a total stranger to think she had sex with men.

...just like a straight person would do!
August 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The "sudden and immediate gaying of Joyce", circa 2022
August 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Never before have I answered an online poll with such honesty
August 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
July 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM