To Tom’s point, if we were to “crash,” then how would we announce that? How could we alert anyone, since we’d have already cried wolf for far too long. It’s so fucking simple and ridiculous how dense people are being just to win an argument with no winners.

The real white nationalists were the friends we made along the way … to Mugshot’s

Vibes, no matter their intensity, are a poor substitute for facts. Unfortunately for us all, our on-lineness often serves to turn our vibes dial to 11.

It’s a bad look … but not for Stacy & Aaron.

Not before the Texas Roadhouse at Anderson Mill

El El Bean

Imma stay and throw my coat over as much mud as I can.

Observation from professional joke writer with way more than my 10k hours: force-feeding jokes is bad joke-craft. Satire that winks and nods along the way - while easier to digest - is still shit joke craft.

Dude got distracted by the spider sculpture

When you financially support outlets, the link is super convenient. You don’t want convenience, you want free. And that eventually leads to nothingness.

My kids aren’t there for the drinks. They’re there for the pull tabs and free popcorn.

Let’s Roll

Sorry to call bullshit, but if you think potato salad with green peas wouldn’t be above the fold news here in Texas, you’re mistaken.

Die your lonely death

Everybody commenting on Waffle House when Top Notch is right there in the photo

A legal marijuana structure, like those in place in 24 US states, eliminates the need to deal with delta 8, delta 10, hhc, etc.