Matt Beach
@mattbeach.bsky.social
Cheese connoisseur, strike/throw abomination | Opinions are my own
I still do this to sleep and have a very long and carefully curated selection of weatherstar found-footage recordings
October 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I still do this to sleep and have a very long and carefully curated selection of weatherstar found-footage recordings
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THEN & NOW:
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
THEN & NOW:
Me when I hear a sudden, loud, and intrusive sound that diverts my attention and also I'm a fish from spongebob
September 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me when I hear a sudden, loud, and intrusive sound that diverts my attention and also I'm a fish from spongebob
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Yeah this Uber shit ain't working out, lmao
I'm gonna need to get a better job, lol
Help me out, maybe?
Commissions: DM me
Donate: gofundme.com/f/help-butler-overcome-financial-crisis
patreon.com/doctorbutler
Buy a shirt: butler-boutique.creator-spring.com
I'm gonna need to get a better job, lol
Help me out, maybe?
Commissions: DM me
Donate: gofundme.com/f/help-butler-overcome-financial-crisis
patreon.com/doctorbutler
Buy a shirt: butler-boutique.creator-spring.com
August 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yeah this Uber shit ain't working out, lmao
I'm gonna need to get a better job, lol
Help me out, maybe?
Commissions: DM me
Donate: gofundme.com/f/help-butler-overcome-financial-crisis
patreon.com/doctorbutler
Buy a shirt: butler-boutique.creator-spring.com
I'm gonna need to get a better job, lol
Help me out, maybe?
Commissions: DM me
Donate: gofundme.com/f/help-butler-overcome-financial-crisis
patreon.com/doctorbutler
Buy a shirt: butler-boutique.creator-spring.com
Every time I research a job opening in Chicago on reddit, the consensus is that the job will grind your entire soul into hopeless slop and/or the company is secretly super mecha hitler
September 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Every time I research a job opening in Chicago on reddit, the consensus is that the job will grind your entire soul into hopeless slop and/or the company is secretly super mecha hitler
September 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you think the generic AI artstyle is annoying now then just wait for the AI nostalgia crowd to roll in like 10/15 years down the line
September 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If you think the generic AI artstyle is annoying now then just wait for the AI nostalgia crowd to roll in like 10/15 years down the line
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🌀 It's a race to 1st!
Roll out and sign up for Sonic The Fighters (North America) at Vortex Gallery Online 2025 today!
➡️ Registration is live NOW at: start.gg/VGON25
#VGON25
Roll out and sign up for Sonic The Fighters (North America) at Vortex Gallery Online 2025 today!
➡️ Registration is live NOW at: start.gg/VGON25
#VGON25
August 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
🌀 It's a race to 1st!
Roll out and sign up for Sonic The Fighters (North America) at Vortex Gallery Online 2025 today!
➡️ Registration is live NOW at: start.gg/VGON25
#VGON25
Roll out and sign up for Sonic The Fighters (North America) at Vortex Gallery Online 2025 today!
➡️ Registration is live NOW at: start.gg/VGON25
#VGON25
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Garfield Kart 2 - All You Can Drift - N.E.R.M.A.L. (4-Day Weekend Demo/Playtest) is up on Steam buff.ly/x6pdFp2
Details: buff.ly/sX1l36J
Details: buff.ly/sX1l36J
August 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Garfield Kart 2 - All You Can Drift - N.E.R.M.A.L. (4-Day Weekend Demo/Playtest) is up on Steam buff.ly/x6pdFp2
Details: buff.ly/sX1l36J
Details: buff.ly/sX1l36J
My boss just walked in on me stealing a bunch of the corporate peanut snacks
August 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My boss just walked in on me stealing a bunch of the corporate peanut snacks
Going to try and do this but for real soon, had my hands full but a) time is opening up, and b) I want to learn to better balance hobbies and social interaction within my day-to-day life
Gonna probably stream a lot of Mario Kart World, assuming pre orders hold up and I got a switcheroo like the sheep I am. I think it would be fun and stupid, but also potentially helpful for me to document my learning process in a game like this in detail for once
August 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Going to try and do this but for real soon, had my hands full but a) time is opening up, and b) I want to learn to better balance hobbies and social interaction within my day-to-day life
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i was tutoring some middle + high schoolers on the side and i taught them how to do that too. but you have to understand what the math is doing in order to write something that works, and to make sure it's correct. cheating used to be awesome
August 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i was tutoring some middle + high schoolers on the side and i taught them how to do that too. but you have to understand what the math is doing in order to write something that works, and to make sure it's correct. cheating used to be awesome
Sitting down at the alt metal concert feeling like chester cheetah
July 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sitting down at the alt metal concert feeling like chester cheetah
Sharing and idea I saw last year to start a playthrough of this game on August 1st and play one in-game day each day over the course of the month, syncing up your playthrough with the real-time calendar
Also splits the game into very relaxed bite-sized gameplay that's easy to fit into your schedule
Also splits the game into very relaxed bite-sized gameplay that's easy to fit into your schedule
July 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sharing and idea I saw last year to start a playthrough of this game on August 1st and play one in-game day each day over the course of the month, syncing up your playthrough with the real-time calendar
Also splits the game into very relaxed bite-sized gameplay that's easy to fit into your schedule
Also splits the game into very relaxed bite-sized gameplay that's easy to fit into your schedule
Another thrilling day of working at the mad max thunderdome
July 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Another thrilling day of working at the mad max thunderdome
100 hours into mario kart world and I still don't know how to drive properly on cheep cheep falls
June 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
100 hours into mario kart world and I still don't know how to drive properly on cheep cheep falls
Found my opps at chicago pride
June 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Found my opps at chicago pride
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We may need to have a serious conversation about the Mario Kart Band's position in the modern jazz fusion scene
June 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We may need to have a serious conversation about the Mario Kart Band's position in the modern jazz fusion scene
Gonna probably stream a lot of Mario Kart World, assuming pre orders hold up and I got a switcheroo like the sheep I am. I think it would be fun and stupid, but also potentially helpful for me to document my learning process in a game like this in detail for once
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Gonna probably stream a lot of Mario Kart World, assuming pre orders hold up and I got a switcheroo like the sheep I am. I think it would be fun and stupid, but also potentially helpful for me to document my learning process in a game like this in detail for once
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super mario sunshine (2002)
April 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
super mario sunshine (2002)
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omg it's matt beach wowie @mattbeach.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
omg it's matt beach wowie @mattbeach.bsky.social
How it feels trying to explain nitaku to people in the combo breaker parking lot
May 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
How it feels trying to explain nitaku to people in the combo breaker parking lot
Just hit my brother who is two years younger than me with the "back in my day"
May 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Just hit my brother who is two years younger than me with the "back in my day"
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Bracket is live for Sonic the Fighters Combo Breaker 2025! Let me or @mattbeach.bsky.social know if you have conflicts.
May 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bracket is live for Sonic the Fighters Combo Breaker 2025! Let me or @mattbeach.bsky.social know if you have conflicts.