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Corgiprimer
@mattatmac.bsky.social
Father, number cruncher, unapologetic Ezreal main
Play Dark Urge first if you're brave.
December 31, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Everything I've heard about NDT is that he's insufferable to be around unless you're a celebrity.
December 31, 2024 at 8:41 PM
All of these tech firms are foaming at the mouth hearing about how much VC money is sloshing around if they just say the magic word "AI"
December 20, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Well that's upsettingly relevant
December 19, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I think he's earned the honorary title of stump ally
December 19, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I didn't know Bigfoot was trying to reform his image
December 18, 2024 at 7:12 AM
From the sounds of things we should be less worried about "Ben Franklin: Serial Killer" and a lot more worried about "Ben Franklin: Necromancer"
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Still remember showing my dad that the disc was heat sensitive. He wasn't super into my music, but he and I bonded over how cool of a concept Year Zero was
December 12, 2024 at 5:43 AM
I can't stop staring at the wall butthole shaped like a key
December 12, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Reading someone write with complete sincerity that "Among Us" was an assassination simulator gave me an out of body experience.
December 11, 2024 at 3:55 AM
This shit aint nothing to me maan
December 11, 2024 at 2:31 AM
The real question is, did you side with the NCR or Legion in your first playthrough
December 7, 2024 at 2:08 AM
If you posted this picture with a very different caption you'd be getting interviewed by Fox News right now.
December 7, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I think the hilarious part is that this is probably just United being stingy even in a scenario where it would mean finding the person that killed their CEO.

Surely they could provide funds to augment/increase this award, no?
December 5, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Gary Busey is the final boss before you get to the pearly gates prove me wrong
December 4, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Sounds like Terry was just looking for an excuse
November 30, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Here's me trying to figure out what kind of shop even sells an Anthony Bourdain mug in the first place
November 30, 2024 at 10:56 AM
I'm just sad that this movie never really had a chance Harvey Weinstein famously forced huge cuts that gutted the final product
November 30, 2024 at 10:53 AM
"If I didn't see you beat me up, did it really even happen?"
November 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
If you really want to trick people, store a real, actual nuke in there

No one will ever suspect
November 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Just follow this tutorial:
a robotic arm is holding a mannequin head in front of a computer
ALT: a robotic arm is holding a mannequin head in front of a computer
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 AM