Matt at Keyboard
@mattatkeyboard.bsky.social
Aotearoa, politics, nerd stuff
Where did we go wrong as a country NZ?
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Where did we go wrong as a country NZ?
Spotted at the supermarket.
Someone got halfway around with cream buns and a bottle of bubbly, then swapped them for tissues. There's quite a story in there
Someone got halfway around with cream buns and a bottle of bubbly, then swapped them for tissues. There's quite a story in there
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Spotted at the supermarket.
Someone got halfway around with cream buns and a bottle of bubbly, then swapped them for tissues. There's quite a story in there
Someone got halfway around with cream buns and a bottle of bubbly, then swapped them for tissues. There's quite a story in there
Oh, they got this all screwed up!
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh, they got this all screwed up!
Only a couple of eps in, but I think I'm going to be okay.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
August 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Only a couple of eps in, but I think I'm going to be okay.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
This is who runs this: a count
August 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This is who runs this: a count
The allocation of (eg, alcohol levies) is outlined by leg. Once the total is arrived at, the process for allocating to payers seems counter to the RSB principles (see image). Could be argued that communities should pay the levy, not producers, under the RSB.
July 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The allocation of (eg, alcohol levies) is outlined by leg. Once the total is arrived at, the process for allocating to payers seems counter to the RSB principles (see image). Could be argued that communities should pay the levy, not producers, under the RSB.
Not sure if one element of the RSB's been covered elsewhere - keen to know. The Levies principle would directly oppose public health. The Bill requires them to be commensurate to the benefit the payers receive, but public health levies act *against* the payers, to ameliorate the harm caused! #nzpol
July 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Not sure if one element of the RSB's been covered elsewhere - keen to know. The Levies principle would directly oppose public health. The Bill requires them to be commensurate to the benefit the payers receive, but public health levies act *against* the payers, to ameliorate the harm caused! #nzpol
The potato dude definitely f**ks.
July 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The potato dude definitely f**ks.
Tired: Furries
Wired: genderfluid, sexually aggressive root vegetables
Wired: genderfluid, sexually aggressive root vegetables
July 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Tired: Furries
Wired: genderfluid, sexually aggressive root vegetables
Wired: genderfluid, sexually aggressive root vegetables
Yeah, but also:
March 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Yeah, but also:
If I carry a knife, and someone tries to arrest me for having a weapon, they are carrying out a dangerous act. It would be reasonable, therefore, for me to arrest them right?
Either way, imma get a knife.
Either way, imma get a knife.
February 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If I carry a knife, and someone tries to arrest me for having a weapon, they are carrying out a dangerous act. It would be reasonable, therefore, for me to arrest them right?
Either way, imma get a knife.
Either way, imma get a knife.
Not sure I'm enjoying the augmented reality version of my current read...
January 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Not sure I'm enjoying the augmented reality version of my current read...
Presented without further comment
December 13, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Presented without further comment
And I'd also add the following:
December 13, 2024 at 4:46 AM
And I'd also add the following:
Ah yes, the teaspoon of last resort.
November 24, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Ah yes, the teaspoon of last resort.
Babe, wake up. A new 'Karen' just dropped.
Becky Deporter, smdh.
Becky Deporter, smdh.
November 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Babe, wake up. A new 'Karen' just dropped.
Becky Deporter, smdh.
Becky Deporter, smdh.
I think the core stats would be easy to adapt like you described. It works well for a no/low magic setting, which I presume a courtroom could be. The fun part is picking some specialties, that can be pretty much anything (presumably based on existing characters).
November 22, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I think the core stats would be easy to adapt like you described. It works well for a no/low magic setting, which I presume a courtroom could be. The fun part is picking some specialties, that can be pretty much anything (presumably based on existing characters).
November 19, 2024 at 3:36 AM
October 7, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Post a meme made by you (NZ)
September 1, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Post a meme made by you (NZ)