Matt Arias
@mattarias.bsky.social
Do you also think your toaster is in love with you?
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Do you also think your toaster is in love with you?
The one simple hack (not eating chicken) that will let you afford a house
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The one simple hack (not eating chicken) that will let you afford a house
What a stupid idea. If this is the best the opposition can do, we’re all going to die.
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
What a stupid idea. If this is the best the opposition can do, we’re all going to die.
Me, a cynic: I don’t want to vote for nazis. Can we run someone else in the (*checks watch*) year we have left?
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Me, a cynic: I don’t want to vote for nazis. Can we run someone else in the (*checks watch*) year we have left?
Yeah, could you even imagine the Trump administration indiscriminately shutting down government programs? Good thing that won’t happen now!
March 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yeah, could you even imagine the Trump administration indiscriminately shutting down government programs? Good thing that won’t happen now!
Chuck Chamberlain, maybe if you pushed your glasses up you could be able to read a room
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Chuck Chamberlain, maybe if you pushed your glasses up you could be able to read a room
Little Carmine ass headline
March 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Little Carmine ass headline
Call your senator and have them do something about it, Ron
February 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Call your senator and have them do something about it, Ron
Decades from now, historians in the countries that haven’t been decimated (so not this one) will hold up this article and shake their heads at the unbelievable stupidity of those who let this happen.
February 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Decades from now, historians in the countries that haven’t been decimated (so not this one) will hold up this article and shake their heads at the unbelievable stupidity of those who let this happen.
You should call your senator, Chuck!
January 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You should call your senator, Chuck!
You sound like this guy.
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You sound like this guy.
When you compromise with nazis, you become one too. What the fuck, Chuck?
January 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When you compromise with nazis, you become one too. What the fuck, Chuck?