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J.D. ⓘ
@mattafaak.bsky.social
44 y/o newborn homunculus & Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo apologist

📍 Atlanta

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Just me at the beach in pants and an Alf for President shirt. Maybe some 35ish years ago?
September 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This guy wants to be the Mayor of Cincinnati ⁉️⁉️
May 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I am once again thinking about Laika the Space Dog and now you are too
April 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Twins
April 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
MAGA/MAHA starter kit
April 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Under no circumstances should you ever try to replace their mouse with a newfangled wheel mouse. And woe be upon your wretched ass if you ever try to give them a SpaceMouse
April 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There is a specific breed of curmudgeonly old engineers that insist on using this specific 3-button, wired USB optical mouse. And they are the reason that these are able to sell for $75+

And every once in a while I have the pleasure of meeting one of them at work.
April 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Throwback to the time I saw 2 Chainz at Legoland in 2013
April 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
March 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Parody, non-actionable
March 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I see,,
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ah yes, the Game Boy
The doodad that necessitated these goddamn doodads
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hello @techconnectify.bsky.social please tell me what is this doodad? I tried looking it up but came up short. Google image search could not tell me what it is. I also looked through your video history and didn't notice it featured anywhere
March 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
February 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Artist's rendition
February 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The G3 iMac loses a little bit of luster now that I have an awareness of ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀʙ
February 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
New sticker new sticker
January 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I am 100% in support of this 🏳️‍⚧️
January 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
January 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
January 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Look at this buffoon
January 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Got me thinking about this one again
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
8am in Atlanta
January 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM