Matt Butler
@matt4something.bsky.social
Wow, what a crazy poem.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wow, what a crazy poem.
They told me that it wasn't cool for me to come help them even while they used our services and made us incredibly rich, how very dare they not let me, a wolf, into their henhouse more than I already was.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They told me that it wasn't cool for me to come help them even while they used our services and made us incredibly rich, how very dare they not let me, a wolf, into their henhouse more than I already was.
The song by noted sex pest Robin Thicke and I haven't looked up his history Pharrell is as old as that letter.
The Boston Marathon bombing is as old as that letter.
It's two years older than Trump's 2016 run, and ? years younger(?(?!) than Trump and Epstein's preferred victims.
Not to mention...
The Boston Marathon bombing is as old as that letter.
It's two years older than Trump's 2016 run, and ? years younger(?(?!) than Trump and Epstein's preferred victims.
Not to mention...
September 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The song by noted sex pest Robin Thicke and I haven't looked up his history Pharrell is as old as that letter.
The Boston Marathon bombing is as old as that letter.
It's two years older than Trump's 2016 run, and ? years younger(?(?!) than Trump and Epstein's preferred victims.
Not to mention...
The Boston Marathon bombing is as old as that letter.
It's two years older than Trump's 2016 run, and ? years younger(?(?!) than Trump and Epstein's preferred victims.
Not to mention...
Watching Tim have to put up with a bunch of disingenuous arguments:
August 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Watching Tim have to put up with a bunch of disingenuous arguments:
Hey @dieworkwear.bsky.social, got any tips for hats that actually provide sun coverage, but also don't make me look like this?
July 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hey @dieworkwear.bsky.social, got any tips for hats that actually provide sun coverage, but also don't make me look like this?
The Pedophile Assistant?
July 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The Pedophile Assistant?
The pedophile's assistant?
July 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The pedophile's assistant?
Me reading these names: ah yes, those guys.
My brain:
My brain:
July 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me reading these names: ah yes, those guys.
My brain:
My brain:
Maybe I'm wrong, but I keep watching these rules be violated over and over by cops, and the consequences for asking for these things are not someone 'more than willing to take that extra step' but 'getting yelled at and then beaten.'
June 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Maybe I'm wrong, but I keep watching these rules be violated over and over by cops, and the consequences for asking for these things are not someone 'more than willing to take that extra step' but 'getting yelled at and then beaten.'
Me, next Tuesday, for being weird around Zach's friends.
June 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Me, next Tuesday, for being weird around Zach's friends.
It can be both, because the Internet is insane.
June 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It can be both, because the Internet is insane.
Please, let me into a presidential debate. They will all walk out like:
April 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Please, let me into a presidential debate. They will all walk out like:
Oops. This is just what the stock market does sometimes, right?
April 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oops. This is just what the stock market does sometimes, right?
Ding ding ding, says the economy.
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Ding ding ding, says the economy.
I'm doing my part. gif
December 9, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I'm doing my part. gif
I give this gift from my cursed brain to you.
December 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I give this gift from my cursed brain to you.