matt
@matt.welby.cat
I object to the Trader Joe's bag question! I bought a bunch of canvas shopping bags from TJs in 2005 and they're still going strong. Those things last forever and hold a huge amount of stuff.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I object to the Trader Joe's bag question! I bought a bunch of canvas shopping bags from TJs in 2005 and they're still going strong. Those things last forever and hold a huge amount of stuff.
You won't like his ladybugs when he's angry
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You won't like his ladybugs when he's angry
Trump did what bin Laden couldn’t!
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Trump did what bin Laden couldn’t!
Is he podcasting from his apartment's gym?
September 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Is he podcasting from his apartment's gym?
A textbook Kavanaugh stop
September 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A textbook Kavanaugh stop
He’s too old to get away with broccoli-hair.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He’s too old to get away with broccoli-hair.
It wasn't, trump reposted it with some minor changes.
September 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It wasn't, trump reposted it with some minor changes.
I thought wapo op-eds were supposed to be about personal liberties and free markets now?
August 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I thought wapo op-eds were supposed to be about personal liberties and free markets now?
It's good, it prevents the administration from acting on the anti-birthright citizen executive order.
July 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's good, it prevents the administration from acting on the anti-birthright citizen executive order.
office ANGEL blessing you with their presence
July 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
office ANGEL blessing you with their presence
I used to live nearby, went to Amato's so often they knew our order.
May 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I used to live nearby, went to Amato's so often they knew our order.
Communism with Trump characteristics
May 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Communism with Trump characteristics
We do, honey-buns. We contain multitudes.
April 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We do, honey-buns. We contain multitudes.
They're made by Duracell and come in nice cardboard bulk packaging instead of those horrible plastic clamshell things.
March 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
They're made by Duracell and come in nice cardboard bulk packaging instead of those horrible plastic clamshell things.
iapps.courts.state.ny.us
February 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM