Matthew Smith
@matt.mattthedev.codes
👶 Father of 5
🧰 .NET & C# & Azure
🤓 Dev by Day @ Valorem Reply
🛠️ Tinkerer by Night @ MTDCodes
🧠 Stupid thoughts are my own.
🐘 https://retro.pizza/@dawgeth
🎮 Streamer @ https://www.twitch.tv/MattOnTheCouch
🧰 .NET & C# & Azure
🤓 Dev by Day @ Valorem Reply
🛠️ Tinkerer by Night @ MTDCodes
🧠 Stupid thoughts are my own.
🐘 https://retro.pizza/@dawgeth
🎮 Streamer @ https://www.twitch.tv/MattOnTheCouch
Really like the new Smugglers outfit in #SeaOfThieves!
August 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Really like the new Smugglers outfit in #SeaOfThieves!
July 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
To redeem myself ...
July 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
To redeem myself ...
July 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Found a galleon at Port Merrick last night as Jason and I were wrapping up our commodity runs. Cautiously, I approached via land .. and it was empty.
I’ll probably never sink one legitimately … So I set it ablaze.
I toasted marshmallows while waiting!
#SeaOfThieves
I’ll probably never sink one legitimately … So I set it ablaze.
I toasted marshmallows while waiting!
#SeaOfThieves
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Found a galleon at Port Merrick last night as Jason and I were wrapping up our commodity runs. Cautiously, I approached via land .. and it was empty.
I’ll probably never sink one legitimately … So I set it ablaze.
I toasted marshmallows while waiting!
#SeaOfThieves
I’ll probably never sink one legitimately … So I set it ablaze.
I toasted marshmallows while waiting!
#SeaOfThieves
Ahoy, ye barnacle-bitten sea dogs and rum-loving rogues - a new guild is takin’ to the seas, and they ain't your average scallywags…
- Regular voyages with maximum shenanigans
- Tall tales and taller mugs of grog
- A chill crew that values fun o'er frays!
- Complaints about back pain
#SeaOfThieves
- Regular voyages with maximum shenanigans
- Tall tales and taller mugs of grog
- A chill crew that values fun o'er frays!
- Complaints about back pain
#SeaOfThieves
June 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ahoy, ye barnacle-bitten sea dogs and rum-loving rogues - a new guild is takin’ to the seas, and they ain't your average scallywags…
- Regular voyages with maximum shenanigans
- Tall tales and taller mugs of grog
- A chill crew that values fun o'er frays!
- Complaints about back pain
#SeaOfThieves
- Regular voyages with maximum shenanigans
- Tall tales and taller mugs of grog
- A chill crew that values fun o'er frays!
- Complaints about back pain
#SeaOfThieves
Couple great nights on #SeaOfThieves with @jasoninthewood.bsky.social the past couple nights!
We're cruising through Athena rep and have a great flow going .. and it's been pretty uninterrupted by shenanigans which is always welcome.
And I'm hacking at my fishing commendations! Inching closer.
We're cruising through Athena rep and have a great flow going .. and it's been pretty uninterrupted by shenanigans which is always welcome.
And I'm hacking at my fishing commendations! Inching closer.
June 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Couple great nights on #SeaOfThieves with @jasoninthewood.bsky.social the past couple nights!
We're cruising through Athena rep and have a great flow going .. and it's been pretty uninterrupted by shenanigans which is always welcome.
And I'm hacking at my fishing commendations! Inching closer.
We're cruising through Athena rep and have a great flow going .. and it's been pretty uninterrupted by shenanigans which is always welcome.
And I'm hacking at my fishing commendations! Inching closer.
Can’t believe this little girl graduates in a couple weeks. That’s. Insane.
April 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Can’t believe this little girl graduates in a couple weeks. That’s. Insane.
The Gilded Ledger joins the fleet.
The Hoppy Marauder is my general use / most used ship.
The Gone Fishin’ is my Hunters Call ship.
And the Gilded Ledger will now be my Merchant ship.
Love this game. #SeaOfThieves
The Hoppy Marauder is my general use / most used ship.
The Gone Fishin’ is my Hunters Call ship.
And the Gilded Ledger will now be my Merchant ship.
Love this game. #SeaOfThieves
April 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The Gilded Ledger joins the fleet.
The Hoppy Marauder is my general use / most used ship.
The Gone Fishin’ is my Hunters Call ship.
And the Gilded Ledger will now be my Merchant ship.
Love this game. #SeaOfThieves
The Hoppy Marauder is my general use / most used ship.
The Gone Fishin’ is my Hunters Call ship.
And the Gilded Ledger will now be my Merchant ship.
Love this game. #SeaOfThieves
Going to start the kids on their next assignment from the days of yore come this weekend.
#ItsMorphinTime
#ItsMorphinTime
April 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Going to start the kids on their next assignment from the days of yore come this weekend.
#ItsMorphinTime
#ItsMorphinTime
It curls! I need to find some better holding wax - but love it.
April 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It curls! I need to find some better holding wax - but love it.
I want one of these real bad guys. Love everything #EgoPowerPlus puts out.
But do I $5k want it? Would a #GoFundMe for lawn care equipment be poor taste? haha .. I kiiiiidddd.....
But do I $5k want it? Would a #GoFundMe for lawn care equipment be poor taste? haha .. I kiiiiidddd.....
April 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I want one of these real bad guys. Love everything #EgoPowerPlus puts out.
But do I $5k want it? Would a #GoFundMe for lawn care equipment be poor taste? haha .. I kiiiiidddd.....
But do I $5k want it? Would a #GoFundMe for lawn care equipment be poor taste? haha .. I kiiiiidddd.....
Kids soccer games this morning.
And this afternoon?! @royals.com face the @orioles.com and I’ll be in the Craft and Draft section with my 9 year old for her first MLB game. Best seats in the hooouse.
And this afternoon?! @royals.com face the @orioles.com and I’ll be in the Craft and Draft section with my 9 year old for her first MLB game. Best seats in the hooouse.
April 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Kids soccer games this morning.
And this afternoon?! @royals.com face the @orioles.com and I’ll be in the Craft and Draft section with my 9 year old for her first MLB game. Best seats in the hooouse.
And this afternoon?! @royals.com face the @orioles.com and I’ll be in the Craft and Draft section with my 9 year old for her first MLB game. Best seats in the hooouse.
I've built and ran a Discord bot for almost 10 years now. Working on it's successor in a big ol rewrite .. clearing up the poor choices of 10 years ago .. with the poor choices of today!
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I've built and ran a Discord bot for almost 10 years now. Working on it's successor in a big ol rewrite .. clearing up the poor choices of 10 years ago .. with the poor choices of today!
The promotion in question:
March 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The promotion in question:
In the 10 years I've been on Discord - this is about the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Let alone the fact that I randomly sampled users in the list .. and a handful of the "Pirate Legends" I stumbled across actively have "self promotion" in their personal discord bios.
Cmon @seaofthieves.com?!
Let alone the fact that I randomly sampled users in the list .. and a handful of the "Pirate Legends" I stumbled across actively have "self promotion" in their personal discord bios.
Cmon @seaofthieves.com?!
March 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
In the 10 years I've been on Discord - this is about the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Let alone the fact that I randomly sampled users in the list .. and a handful of the "Pirate Legends" I stumbled across actively have "self promotion" in their personal discord bios.
Cmon @seaofthieves.com?!
Let alone the fact that I randomly sampled users in the list .. and a handful of the "Pirate Legends" I stumbled across actively have "self promotion" in their personal discord bios.
Cmon @seaofthieves.com?!
Kind of bummed. @seaofthieves.com discord muted me after requesting my Pirate Lord role because my Discord bio self promotes me/my business.
Reached out to Mods… crickets.
Bums me out, man! Funny enough - if you go to folks with the Pirate Lord rank .. they self promote in their bios lol
Reached out to Mods… crickets.
Bums me out, man! Funny enough - if you go to folks with the Pirate Lord rank .. they self promote in their bios lol
March 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Kind of bummed. @seaofthieves.com discord muted me after requesting my Pirate Lord role because my Discord bio self promotes me/my business.
Reached out to Mods… crickets.
Bums me out, man! Funny enough - if you go to folks with the Pirate Lord rank .. they self promote in their bios lol
Reached out to Mods… crickets.
Bums me out, man! Funny enough - if you go to folks with the Pirate Lord rank .. they self promote in their bios lol
Finished up this seasons Plunder Pass with @jasoninthewood.bsky.social tonight. Another bunch of fun nights sailing around doing a bunch of pirate-y things.
Regret not picking this one up earlier. Having a lot of fun.
#seaofthieves
Regret not picking this one up earlier. Having a lot of fun.
#seaofthieves
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Finished up this seasons Plunder Pass with @jasoninthewood.bsky.social tonight. Another bunch of fun nights sailing around doing a bunch of pirate-y things.
Regret not picking this one up earlier. Having a lot of fun.
#seaofthieves
Regret not picking this one up earlier. Having a lot of fun.
#seaofthieves
The wife, @emmelle.bsky.social, wanted a calendar/family organization touch screen somewhere in the house. Grabbed a touch screen and a spare Pi and setup Dakboard.
Easy enough out of the box - but working on custom screens on my desktop over lunch.
Easy enough out of the box - but working on custom screens on my desktop over lunch.
January 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The wife, @emmelle.bsky.social, wanted a calendar/family organization touch screen somewhere in the house. Grabbed a touch screen and a spare Pi and setup Dakboard.
Easy enough out of the box - but working on custom screens on my desktop over lunch.
Easy enough out of the box - but working on custom screens on my desktop over lunch.
The rogue unknowns … weird rogue unused chromecast maybe?!?
January 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The rogue unknowns … weird rogue unused chromecast maybe?!?
Spent some time labeling our devices on our network. There are 2 we have zero idea what they are .. disabled until we notice what the heck they are :)
It’s eero. Don’t judge us :(
It’s eero. Don’t judge us :(
January 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Spent some time labeling our devices on our network. There are 2 we have zero idea what they are .. disabled until we notice what the heck they are :)
It’s eero. Don’t judge us :(
It’s eero. Don’t judge us :(
It's hard out here in these streets.
The streets:
The streets:
December 15, 2024 at 7:46 PM
It's hard out here in these streets.
The streets:
The streets:
Gettin grayer anytime it grows back.
Anyone use any beard oil or anything they’d recommend? I just wash the thing - and I’d like to try and moisturize/keep it healthier this go around.
Anyone use any beard oil or anything they’d recommend? I just wash the thing - and I’d like to try and moisturize/keep it healthier this go around.
December 14, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Gettin grayer anytime it grows back.
Anyone use any beard oil or anything they’d recommend? I just wash the thing - and I’d like to try and moisturize/keep it healthier this go around.
Anyone use any beard oil or anything they’d recommend? I just wash the thing - and I’d like to try and moisturize/keep it healthier this go around.