a matt
@matt.bailey.run
web & discord: mdb.io
inland PNW
play @ outside
work @ google cloud
past @ bethesda games
this account will remain chill: adventure, nature, food.
inland PNW
play @ outside
work @ google cloud
past @ bethesda games
this account will remain chill: adventure, nature, food.
does this include piddledickin’? it is occasionally productive!
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
does this include piddledickin’? it is occasionally productive!
i saw him close his browser then re open it and go to facebook like a reflex, then right into shitter shopping
on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i saw him close his browser then re open it and go to facebook like a reflex, then right into shitter shopping
on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
on a multi leg international trip with my kids, i was kinda delirious, so it was entertaining to fixate on this poor guy’s cooked brain
my dad has the self awareness that if i call him out on his facebook scrolling he’ll stop but it’s a scourge
i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
July 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
my dad has the self awareness that if i call him out on his facebook scrolling he’ll stop but it’s a scourge
i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
i watched an old guy at an airport yesterday browse through used toilets on facebook marketplace for two hours while wearing stacked readers
i started ice climbing this year and i still wouldn’t do this caving bullshit
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i started ice climbing this year and i still wouldn’t do this caving bullshit
spoken like someone who hasn’t taken the german forklift safety videos to heart!
July 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
spoken like someone who hasn’t taken the german forklift safety videos to heart!
yes, it's clearly academia that is the problem, not an entire economy optimized for incentivizing slop production
July 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
yes, it's clearly academia that is the problem, not an entire economy optimized for incentivizing slop production
we are all toroidal on this day
July 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we are all toroidal on this day
always rewatch shubadeboobap
June 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
always rewatch shubadeboobap
smell violations
imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
June 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
smell violations
imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
imagining a cacophony emanating from those echo coffins after one roommate makes chili for everyone
sounds like something a matthew would say
June 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
sounds like something a matthew would say
the self owns continue for matt
June 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the self owns continue for matt
oh god this actually has hits
June 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
oh god this actually has hits
I missed all of them, slightly regret not going to any now that I’m 41. Lost touch with all but 3 HS friends. Only one of which was in my class.
Mixed feelings though, I’ve changed for the better, I know not everyone has. Not sure I want to even enter an event with an unspoken dick measuring theme.
Mixed feelings though, I’ve changed for the better, I know not everyone has. Not sure I want to even enter an event with an unspoken dick measuring theme.
June 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I missed all of them, slightly regret not going to any now that I’m 41. Lost touch with all but 3 HS friends. Only one of which was in my class.
Mixed feelings though, I’ve changed for the better, I know not everyone has. Not sure I want to even enter an event with an unspoken dick measuring theme.
Mixed feelings though, I’ve changed for the better, I know not everyone has. Not sure I want to even enter an event with an unspoken dick measuring theme.
the AI thirst trap follows are here in force
June 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the AI thirst trap follows are here in force