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Matty
@matt-y.bsky.social
Everything everywhere all at my own pace. Chicago and Chicagoland.

https://ersatz.website/
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We are a Wetlands & Interstates of the American Gulf South Video Game Company
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I have an acute case of Lumines thumb
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Donut started to lose interest in my treats at dog training class. I need higher value stuff.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My dog donut is still wearing a cone and boy howdy is he pissed that he can't chew on his bone rn
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I want to buy the gabecube
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I have to put this powder stuff on Donut's hurt dew claw a few times a day and it is basically impossible to get the little bottle at the right angle with him squirming around to where it actually goes onto the affected area.

I gotta catch him laying on is left side on the floor and at fast
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Taking my dog to obedience class tonight and the little fucker has no idea
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Chuck Schumer leader of the limp dick asshole caucus
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chuck Schumer leader of the limp dick asshole caucus
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I want to stay up late and see the snowstorm if it hits us
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Saw two men wearing shorts today. Weather app says “feels like 18F”.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i want the chunky hoka boots
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Kind of wild that people working at the nyt aren’t in open revolt after that utterly insane op ed
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
MOON BIG
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Third way democrats in shambles
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Someone is gonna need to do a wellness check on Hakeem Jeffries
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I should start a summer camp for burnt out software and game developers.

(me)
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s frustrating knowing how much easier and better everyone’s lives would be if we had actual civic minded adults running the country instead of what we have now.
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
tfw you think you're out of paprika and then you find a brand new thing of it in the cabinet
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
reiterating

if you see someone stealing food: no you didn't
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Getting stressed that I’ll pick the wrong horror movie to watch on Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Folks - times are tough.

What are your comfort meals?
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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my compendium album JUKEBOX BUDDHA officially turns eight tomorrow — to honor the occasion I’ve made my entire discography $0/pwyw. thank you to everyone for listened to my music & supported me over the years!

quandary.bandcamp.com
Dr. Quandary
Kyle Tierce ✧ he/they beatmaker / music upcycler / soundtrack counterfeiter portrait illustration by Jessica Hayworth
quandary.bandcamp.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Upped my monthly donation to the greater Chicago food depository.
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
There should be a way to gently remind a person to respond to a text message group chat without sending a message that alerts the whole group chat

I fall behind in group chats a lot and this would be helpful to me if someone needs a response.
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM