matt-shan.bsky.social
@matt-shan.bsky.social
Wonder goals aside, I think this could be the first time where I'm starting to see this side bottle the league. The last 3 seasons were different to this one.

No wins in 3. Those dropped points at forest feel costly, and I'm very worried about Martin and kai
January 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
He was unplayable tonight. Di Marco's head is still spinning.
January 20, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Yeh, Eze was the only sub I didn't agree with. I agreed with the others. Mosquera started to get overpowered.
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Just need Eze to start looking interested, and I'll start enjoying it more.
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
This fella on Facebook deffo pinching your work billy 🫩
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
If Martinelli had opened his foot and put it through Sel's legs, we wouldn't be galaxy-braining Mikel's front 3 selection.
Lack of attacking quality when it matters: Gabrielle's header vs Liverpool, timbers header vs Chels.
Emery's players aren't choking in front of goal. 🤷🏼
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 AM
My wife's side are all west ham, and they're not even gonna open the season ticket renewal email... Straight to junk. 🚮
Hopefully Sullivan will sell
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but I don't see player comps circulating on bluesky. You can't beat an in-possession eye test crammed into 3 minutes 😊
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I'd check his groin was insured before putting my laces through it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The only change I'd make is gyokeres for Madueke. Move jesus to the right.

I watch Noni and wonder if he's our second best attacker behind Saka.
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Generational 👏🏼
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
3 hamstring surgeries is quite the distinction. Perhaps I'm being unfair, or maybe the club would agree 😬
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Nice. Like potting the white ball in pool.

When dads used to ref our matches, they'd take 10 steps forward with the ball as punishment if someone spat on the pitch or answered back 😄
It worked well.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don't think Declan forgot how xavi pinched the ball off him in the Euros.

He deffo tipped some agent orange into his pancake B4 the game. He even shoved the camera man after the Eze goal.

I always wanted him to drop the boy-next-door routine and play with hate. 👏🏼
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Let's hope he walks around for the last 10 😬
Chelsea fans are hoping the same of Reece James I expect.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And if calafiori waits a little longer for the ball to drop, we're looking at a winner and a goated back post assist from Saka 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Just for the Carabao cup game on the 21st 🙂
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
50% of spit is landing on their own fans 😕
plonkers
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
What's your impression of Martinelli's groin strain, Jon? Grade 2 judging by the way he walked off?
He only played for 30 mins but I'm guessing it's fatigue related as opposed to a lazy warm-up?
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Thought the same thing...dreadful
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not boring to share health experiences 👍🏻 It's surprising how many people are stuck with their health problems and in need of that nugget of shared experience to get them through it.

Link to original post bsky.app/profile/tim-...
Probable oversharing / oversharing of something ultimately not that interesting, but for the last six years or so, my sleep has been absolutely fucked. Exceptionally vivid, lurid dreams, waking 3-4 times a night often with heart racing. Some of the dreams outright disturbing, all of them lurid.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
He's still a gooner
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hopefully he won't be joining vinai at spurs in 3 months
September 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I took it as sarcasm. Sky pundits were gushing over him to the point it got sickly.
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM