Matt Rosenberger
@matt-rosenberger.bsky.social
It’s called fashion. Look it up.
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s called fashion. Look it up.
Johnny Blue Jeans NOOOOO!
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Johnny Blue Jeans NOOOOO!
“FAMILY MEETING!”
September 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“FAMILY MEETING!”
I had no idea a Private (E1)‘s salary is $25K. That is horrible.
September 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I had no idea a Private (E1)‘s salary is $25K. That is horrible.
“runs” is doing a lot of heavy lifting
August 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“runs” is doing a lot of heavy lifting
TWO police escorts for 10 people marching!? So there are at least 12 nazis in this video.
August 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
TWO police escorts for 10 people marching!? So there are at least 12 nazis in this video.
At least South Park remembered her name.
Trump, 79, Forgets Kristi Noem’s Name in Senior Moment
The president instead named pro golfer Cristie Kerr as his DHS secretary before realizing his error.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
At least South Park remembered her name.
Same. I went no contact with my dad over this. He used to have empathy, but Fox News and Newsmax replaced that empathy with hate.
August 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Same. I went no contact with my dad over this. He used to have empathy, but Fox News and Newsmax replaced that empathy with hate.
Damn young people! Get off your asses, and pay $50/day in hotel resort fees, pay $2k for bottle service plus an extra percentage charge for using a credit card, and gamble at odds more favored for the house to win… FOR ‘MERICA
August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Damn young people! Get off your asses, and pay $50/day in hotel resort fees, pay $2k for bottle service plus an extra percentage charge for using a credit card, and gamble at odds more favored for the house to win… FOR ‘MERICA
Yeah, to those ghouls this is a feature, not a bug.
July 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yeah, to those ghouls this is a feature, not a bug.
This comic inspired Dolly Parton to write Jolene. Just go with it 😅
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This comic inspired Dolly Parton to write Jolene. Just go with it 😅
Fox News is going to use footage of the No Kings rallies and say it’s footage from the $45 million parade for Taco
June 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fox News is going to use footage of the No Kings rallies and say it’s footage from the $45 million parade for Taco
$45 million in tax payer money for Dementia Donnie’s nap. We are so great again.
June 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
$45 million in tax payer money for Dementia Donnie’s nap. We are so great again.
Linda McMahon: I’d rather watch my husband’s sexual misconduct
June 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Linda McMahon: I’d rather watch my husband’s sexual misconduct
That was two pints (equals 4 cups) ya friggin legend!
June 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That was two pints (equals 4 cups) ya friggin legend!
Crumbled like some kind of fragile food. Can’t think of its name…
June 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Crumbled like some kind of fragile food. Can’t think of its name…
Not entirely wrong
May 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Not entirely wrong
Feels like one last FU. “We’re no longer going to receive money from you so just be grateful for this going away party.”
May 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Feels like one last FU. “We’re no longer going to receive money from you so just be grateful for this going away party.”
Thank you for your service
May 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Thank you for your service
Check out Mr. Rockafeller over here owning libs while the rest of us can only afford to rent them.
April 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Check out Mr. Rockafeller over here owning libs while the rest of us can only afford to rent them.
I just wish for once I didn’t have to undress.
March 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just wish for once I didn’t have to undress.
None of my guests ever compliment my garbage can :(
It’s always “if we come back here one more time, we WILL be taking you down to the station in handcuffs!”
It’s always “if we come back here one more time, we WILL be taking you down to the station in handcuffs!”
March 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
None of my guests ever compliment my garbage can :(
It’s always “if we come back here one more time, we WILL be taking you down to the station in handcuffs!”
It’s always “if we come back here one more time, we WILL be taking you down to the station in handcuffs!”