Matthew Przeslicke
@matt-prz.bsky.social
Pun enthusiast, almost-engineer, person who tried too hard to "win" the 8-lap run around the gym in middle school
Be good to people!
Be good to people!
I've got bad news and good news.
Bad: the Edmund Fitzgerald, an iron ore freighter of Lake Superior, sank during a storm in November of 1975. All 29 aboard were lost, and it stands today as the most famous shipping disaster of the Great Lakes
Good: today it became the cursor at my job's front desk
Bad: the Edmund Fitzgerald, an iron ore freighter of Lake Superior, sank during a storm in November of 1975. All 29 aboard were lost, and it stands today as the most famous shipping disaster of the Great Lakes
Good: today it became the cursor at my job's front desk
November 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I've got bad news and good news.
Bad: the Edmund Fitzgerald, an iron ore freighter of Lake Superior, sank during a storm in November of 1975. All 29 aboard were lost, and it stands today as the most famous shipping disaster of the Great Lakes
Good: today it became the cursor at my job's front desk
Bad: the Edmund Fitzgerald, an iron ore freighter of Lake Superior, sank during a storm in November of 1975. All 29 aboard were lost, and it stands today as the most famous shipping disaster of the Great Lakes
Good: today it became the cursor at my job's front desk
Word Avalanche:
If you were supposed to find lodging for a musical group that dons patterned headscarves, but instead decided to leave them at a B&B they'd previously sanctioned, one could say that you...
Abandoned a bandana band in a banned inn.
If you were supposed to find lodging for a musical group that dons patterned headscarves, but instead decided to leave them at a B&B they'd previously sanctioned, one could say that you...
Abandoned a bandana band in a banned inn.
November 20, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Word Avalanche:
If you were supposed to find lodging for a musical group that dons patterned headscarves, but instead decided to leave them at a B&B they'd previously sanctioned, one could say that you...
Abandoned a bandana band in a banned inn.
If you were supposed to find lodging for a musical group that dons patterned headscarves, but instead decided to leave them at a B&B they'd previously sanctioned, one could say that you...
Abandoned a bandana band in a banned inn.
If "O'Leary's Climbing Gym" only hired Celtic-nationals or dogs to put up holds
They'd be called Irish Setters
They'd be called Irish Setters
November 20, 2024 at 5:58 PM
If "O'Leary's Climbing Gym" only hired Celtic-nationals or dogs to put up holds
They'd be called Irish Setters
They'd be called Irish Setters
Raccoon A: hey what should I eat the night before the marathon
Raccoon B: I usually hit up an Italian restaurant's dumpster and eat a bunch of pasta
Raccoon A: ok cool. what's that strategy called
Raccoon B: garboloading
Raccoon B: I usually hit up an Italian restaurant's dumpster and eat a bunch of pasta
Raccoon A: ok cool. what's that strategy called
Raccoon B: garboloading
November 20, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Raccoon A: hey what should I eat the night before the marathon
Raccoon B: I usually hit up an Italian restaurant's dumpster and eat a bunch of pasta
Raccoon A: ok cool. what's that strategy called
Raccoon B: garboloading
Raccoon B: I usually hit up an Italian restaurant's dumpster and eat a bunch of pasta
Raccoon A: ok cool. what's that strategy called
Raccoon B: garboloading
Fiscal Life-Hack: take out life insurance policies on your local stray cats and get paid 9x when they stray from living
November 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Fiscal Life-Hack: take out life insurance policies on your local stray cats and get paid 9x when they stray from living
You know standing desks and how they're too high for normal chairs?
It's about time we made chairs tall enough to use with desks raised to any height
It's time for standing chairs
It's about time we made chairs tall enough to use with desks raised to any height
It's time for standing chairs
November 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM
You know standing desks and how they're too high for normal chairs?
It's about time we made chairs tall enough to use with desks raised to any height
It's time for standing chairs
It's about time we made chairs tall enough to use with desks raised to any height
It's time for standing chairs
I have literally zero followers but I'm still gonna post dumb things that make me chuckle. That is the full context of this page's initial intentions should anyone ever come across it.
Hi mom!
Hi mom!
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I have literally zero followers but I'm still gonna post dumb things that make me chuckle. That is the full context of this page's initial intentions should anyone ever come across it.
Hi mom!
Hi mom!