I know it’s midweek, but can you please play ‘Saturday Groovers’? It might be cooler then…

Been playing ‘Element of Light’, so I’ll politely request ‘If You Were A Priest’ for tonight….

Did any of these complaints come from actual working musicians? I’ve met a few that like records and aren’t bourgeois….

Yes - a coffee stand in a record store might be the definition of ‘daft’. It’s not like there’s no place to buy caffeine for miles around. Might be useful if you want to recreate the coffee stains on the cover of Aerosmith’s Live Bootleg LP from ‘78, otherwise it’s kinda baffling….

I still have to separate the brilliant label from the previous century from the ‘aw jeez last record chain standing?’ factor.
Def felt the sense that the Brooklyn store was a simulacrum more than a real store…

I used to sing “Dire Wolf” to my dog when he was a puppy, and so far he hasn’t murdered me. Singing to your dog is a good plan.