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Matt Lennon
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Balding Beer Drinker
Jim the Vampire cleans up well...
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Look, Tom, just say that everything is fascist and live to fight another day. Alas, everything that other day will also be fascist. Everything, every day is the worst thing it has ever been.
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I don't know much about baseball, but I've read McC. Maybe I could get a job running an MLB team...you know, with a starter franchise like the Rockies until I learn the ropes and could move on to a real team.
February 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
'Take the Money and Run' is the perfect 2026 song for this administration and its front man The Stephen Miller Band
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Who knew that one could get such a satisfying taco on the Harvard campus?
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I mean, the obvious question is: How much wood would a wood duck perch is a wood duck could perch wood?
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
You don't want to know what phrase Aranofsky is having AI Paul Revere yell to the townspeople instead of "The Redcoats are coming!"
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
January 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I bet Bessent hasn't even considered what it would do to local real estate pricing if every waitress, schoolteacher, and roofer in Minneapolis listed for sale five or six of their mansions on to the market at the same time.
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
No plaques to prove the truth of this statement, but I can tell you, Joe's "flapping left arm" made it into the Little League games of my childhood. Suddenly there were dozens of kids doing the chicken wing. My little brother's thing was to wipe his chin on his sleeve, a la Will Clark.
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I wonder if there are concerns up in Maine?
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
If Tom Nichols is referring to Mr Rogers' Neighborhood, by God I will join the tandoori resistance against him...
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I've watched every Andrew Tate video I can find, adopted his worldview, and women still won't date me!? What's wrong with them?
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Hey, no spoilers! Man, now I have no surprises to look forward to in the wasteland...
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
No foolin, I saw Pete Seeger on CalTrain years back playing songs like he owned the joint.
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
8 Billion people watch 'Stranger Things', and drone on and comment. Good golly, it's bad show. Apparently only fifteen people watched 'Lodge 49', even though it was the best thing on TV. There is no rhyme or reason for what is on the air.
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hey, you know what? I could call my Ma from up here. 'Hey Ma! Get off the danged roof!'
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Perhaps a topic for a different time, but does the Air Force War College trend more religious, like their Academy, relative to the other branches?
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Banished is pretty much perfect. Why play anything else?
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If they had a radio, they could have signaled to someone that their intention was only to shove powder up the noses of gringos. And if that happened, they'd have been saved, received a pardon, and would likely have podcasts by now.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You guys had this basket into which I fit nearly perfectly and didn't tell me about it? For crying out loud, people!
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Does anyone find it weird that there's a distinct lack of gold in the briefing room? How can the public come to understand how classy and awesome this administration is when the room is less than 50% gold filigree?
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Thank goodness. Call me a squish, or whatever, but I don't have it in me to play the bully.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM