Matrixkitty 👾
@matrixkitty.bsky.social
✨I’m unfunny on purpose, I swear. ✨
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Lvl. 3️⃣5️⃣
MAIN CLASS. #️⃣millenial
SUB. Cat dad
RZZ. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
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He/him
Lvl. 3️⃣5️⃣
MAIN CLASS. #️⃣millenial
SUB. Cat dad
RZZ. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
https://linktr.ee/Mountainmohawk
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All hail Banana Penguin. 🍌🐧
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
All hail Banana Penguin. 🍌🐧
Lovely little game!
Perfect for steam deck (doesn’t use the full screen though, but not a huge deal for a game like this)
Perfect for steam deck (doesn’t use the full screen though, but not a huge deal for a game like this)
Drill Bird is now on Steam!! ⛏️🐦✨
I am really happy with how joyful this lil game felt to make, and how it turned out. I hope people like it! 🥰 store.steampowered.com/app/3809940/...
I am really happy with how joyful this lil game felt to make, and how it turned out. I hope people like it! 🥰 store.steampowered.com/app/3809940/...
Save 17% on Drill Bird on Steam
Drill Bird is a cozy-yet-tense digging platformer where every trip underground counts. Play as a bird fallen from the sky, in search for powerful ores to hatch your Egg. Get home before night falls, u...
store.steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Lovely little game!
Perfect for steam deck (doesn’t use the full screen though, but not a huge deal for a game like this)
Perfect for steam deck (doesn’t use the full screen though, but not a huge deal for a game like this)
I wonder what Chuck Schumer’s imaginary friends are thinking right now
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I wonder what Chuck Schumer’s imaginary friends are thinking right now
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September 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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What you are about to do has NOT been approved by the Vatican.
But it HAS been approved by Microsoft...
FAITH: The Unholy Trinity is out NOW for XBOX. @xbox.com
But it HAS been approved by Microsoft...
FAITH: The Unholy Trinity is out NOW for XBOX. @xbox.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What you are about to do has NOT been approved by the Vatican.
But it HAS been approved by Microsoft...
FAITH: The Unholy Trinity is out NOW for XBOX. @xbox.com
But it HAS been approved by Microsoft...
FAITH: The Unholy Trinity is out NOW for XBOX. @xbox.com
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Blood West is OUT NOW on XBOX & PS5
The Wild West Stealth Shooter arrives at 120fps and optimized for handheld 🤠
Come get some.
youtu.be/vIcR7JEqyPg?...
The Wild West Stealth Shooter arrives at 120fps and optimized for handheld 🤠
Come get some.
youtu.be/vIcR7JEqyPg?...
Blood West - OUT NOW on XBOX & PS5
YouTube video by New Blood Interactive
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Blood West is OUT NOW on XBOX & PS5
The Wild West Stealth Shooter arrives at 120fps and optimized for handheld 🤠
Come get some.
youtu.be/vIcR7JEqyPg?...
The Wild West Stealth Shooter arrives at 120fps and optimized for handheld 🤠
Come get some.
youtu.be/vIcR7JEqyPg?...
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NEW BLOOD GAMES ARE FINALLY COMING TO XBOX AND OPTIMIZED FOR THE ROG XBOX ALLY...
...SO WE'RE GIVING AWAY *TWO* OF THEM!
SHARE + FOLLOW + ENTER TO WIN NOW! gleam.io/jdZgU/the-ne...
...SO WE'RE GIVING AWAY *TWO* OF THEM!
SHARE + FOLLOW + ENTER TO WIN NOW! gleam.io/jdZgU/the-ne...
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
NEW BLOOD GAMES ARE FINALLY COMING TO XBOX AND OPTIMIZED FOR THE ROG XBOX ALLY...
...SO WE'RE GIVING AWAY *TWO* OF THEM!
SHARE + FOLLOW + ENTER TO WIN NOW! gleam.io/jdZgU/the-ne...
...SO WE'RE GIVING AWAY *TWO* OF THEM!
SHARE + FOLLOW + ENTER TO WIN NOW! gleam.io/jdZgU/the-ne...
Pokemon Legends S-M
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Pokemon Legends S-M
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Is this what hope feels like?
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Is this what hope feels like?
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@merriam-webster.com can you get the term “Devil’s Lettuce” updated to describe Poison Ivy?
Plz and thx
Plz and thx
September 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
@merriam-webster.com can you get the term “Devil’s Lettuce” updated to describe Poison Ivy?
Plz and thx
Plz and thx
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The only “homest…” thing I care about is Homestar Runner.
August 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The only “homest…” thing I care about is Homestar Runner.
Fuck Cancer but fuck this guy more.
RFK Jr. says cancer screenings are too 'woke' now
I’m repeating myself but fuck everyone who voted for this or couldn’t be bothered to vote at all…these people would rather see us die than receive appropriate medical care
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
I’m repeating myself but fuck everyone who voted for this or couldn’t be bothered to vote at all…these people would rather see us die than receive appropriate medical care
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
RFK Jr. says cancer screenings are too 'woke' now. As an actual doctor, I disagree. | Opinion
RFK Jr. is considering dismantling the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force. This would be a disaster for public health.
www.usatoday.com
August 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Fuck Cancer but fuck this guy more.
He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.
July 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.
I feel like Collective Shout is just an easy out for payment processors to throw their hands up and say they were forced to take action.
They very easily could have just ignored Collective Shit but it’s clear they wanted these changes and this was a seamless way to do so.
Fuck TERFS.
They very easily could have just ignored Collective Shit but it’s clear they wanted these changes and this was a seamless way to do so.
Fuck TERFS.
July 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I feel like Collective Shout is just an easy out for payment processors to throw their hands up and say they were forced to take action.
They very easily could have just ignored Collective Shit but it’s clear they wanted these changes and this was a seamless way to do so.
Fuck TERFS.
They very easily could have just ignored Collective Shit but it’s clear they wanted these changes and this was a seamless way to do so.
Fuck TERFS.
July 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Pro Grill tip: If grilling out this holiday on a charcoal grill, skip the lighter fluid, it can give your food a chemical taste.
Instead, pour it directly on the flag.
#4thofjuly
Instead, pour it directly on the flag.
#4thofjuly
July 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Pro Grill tip: If grilling out this holiday on a charcoal grill, skip the lighter fluid, it can give your food a chemical taste.
Instead, pour it directly on the flag.
#4thofjuly
Instead, pour it directly on the flag.
#4thofjuly
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
Cabin in the Woods 2 but instead of sacrifices to save humanity, it’s sacrifices to make the almighty line go up.
Phil Spencer can be one of the monsters.
Phil Spencer can be one of the monsters.
July 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Cabin in the Woods 2 but instead of sacrifices to save humanity, it’s sacrifices to make the almighty line go up.
Phil Spencer can be one of the monsters.
Phil Spencer can be one of the monsters.
Hello operator, I’d like to report a crime
June 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hello operator, I’d like to report a crime
I imagine trump muttering to himself: “See, I don’t chicken out!”
Fuck this fucking timeline.
Fuck this fucking timeline.
June 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I imagine trump muttering to himself: “See, I don’t chicken out!”
Fuck this fucking timeline.
Fuck this fucking timeline.
2020: Masks don’t offer protection
2025: but also ICE needs masks for their protection
2025: but also ICE needs masks for their protection
a cartoon of spongebob with an anchor on his cap
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob with an anchor on his cap as he writes the word “trash” in the air
media.tenor.com
June 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
2020: Masks don’t offer protection
2025: but also ICE needs masks for their protection
2025: but also ICE needs masks for their protection
I prefer my ice to be crushed.
June 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I prefer my ice to be crushed.