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She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
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She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
The Andy Borowitz Show
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November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
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Trump’s War on Drugs He Can’t Pronounce
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Trump’s War on Drugs He Can’t Pronounce
The Andy Borowitz Show
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September 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Trump’s War on Drugs He Can’t Pronounce
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Paper Clip Protest
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Paper Clip Protest
On Thursday, E.
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September 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Paper Clip Protest
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August 30, 2025
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August 30, 2025
Just days before Labor Day, a holiday designed to celebrate the importance and power of American workers in the United States, the Transportation Department cancelled $679 million in funding for offsh...
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August 30, 2025
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August 29, 2025
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August 29, 2025
Chaos continues at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), where President Donald J.
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August 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
August 29, 2025
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JB Pritzker just punched Trump in the face!
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JB Pritzker just punched Trump in the face!
This was glorious!
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August 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
JB Pritzker just punched Trump in the face!
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John Roberts Says the Rule of Law Is Endangered
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John Roberts Says the Rule of Law Is Endangered
Glad he's finally figured out what he's done to it
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May 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
John Roberts Says the Rule of Law Is Endangered
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Trump Says He Slapped Tariffs on Foreign Films Because Subtitles Encourage Reading
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Trump Says He Slapped Tariffs on Foreign Films Because Subtitles Encourage Reading
“Parents think their kids are safely at the movies, not spending two hours reading,” he said.
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May 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Trump Says He Slapped Tariffs on Foreign Films Because Subtitles Encourage Reading
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Health Insurance for Millions Is Now on the Chopping Block
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Health Insurance for Millions Is Now on the Chopping Block
Republicans’ very quiet, very serious effort to go after Obamacare’s Medicaid expansion.
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May 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Health Insurance for Millions Is Now on the Chopping Block
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Not OK in Oklahoma
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Not OK in Oklahoma
When you go fast, you break things.
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April 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not OK in Oklahoma
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April 27, 2025
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April 27, 2025
Last night a new club opened in the wealthy Georgetown neighborhood in Washington, D.C.
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April 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
April 27, 2025
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April 26, 2025
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April 26, 2025
Early yesterday morning, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) sent three U.S.
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April 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
April 26, 2025
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Two Months Ago I Wrote About This Administration Coming For Judges…
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Two Months Ago I Wrote About This Administration Coming For Judges…
In late February, I wrote about the risks to democracy when a president comes after judges.
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April 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Two Months Ago I Wrote About This Administration Coming For Judges…
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Commerce Department employees caught up in a legal battle over their mass firings are now learning that their health care coverage was cut off weeks ago, even though they were paying their premiums.
Fired, rehired, and fired again: Some federal workers find they're suddenly uninsured
Commerce Department employees caught up in a legal battle over their mass firings are now learning that their health care coverage was cut off weeks ago, even though they were paying their premiums.
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April 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Commerce Department employees caught up in a legal battle over their mass firings are now learning that their health care coverage was cut off weeks ago, even though they were paying their premiums.
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It was never just about schools, it was never just about libraries, and it isn't actually about the books.
It's about finding a way to banish entire people, entire ideas, out of society, back into the closet or worse.
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It's about finding a way to banish entire people, entire ideas, out of society, back into the closet or worse.
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Texas bill could punish bookstores for 'obscene' books
A new bill in the Texas Legislature, authored by Rep. Nate Schatzline, would allow businesses to be held liable if a minor reports damages from "obscene" books.
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April 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It was never just about schools, it was never just about libraries, and it isn't actually about the books.
It's about finding a way to banish entire people, entire ideas, out of society, back into the closet or worse.
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It's about finding a way to banish entire people, entire ideas, out of society, back into the closet or worse.
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The Executive Order to End Voting
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The Executive Order to End Voting
Apparently, Trump wasn’t kidding when he told people 2024 was the last election they’d ever have to vote in if he won.
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April 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Executive Order to End Voting
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Ineptitude, incompetence, stupidity, and chaos
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Ineptitude, incompetence, stupidity, and chaos
Trump is fundamentally incapable of governing. That’s the theme that unites everything.
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April 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ineptitude, incompetence, stupidity, and chaos
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JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
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JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
The Prince of Darkness said that he could not attend the funeral himself because it conflicts with a Tesla board meeting.
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April 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
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Federal workers who help resolve complicated problems for Affordable Care Act policyholders are among those recently cut by the Trump administration.
Help for ACA health plans could be harder to come by since RFK axed teams of 'fixers'
Federal workers who help resolve complicated problems for Affordable Care Act policyholders are among those recently cut by the Trump administration.
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April 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Federal workers who help resolve complicated problems for Affordable Care Act policyholders are among those recently cut by the Trump administration.
Sunday thought
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Sunday thought
The contagion of courage
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April 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sunday thought
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