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These fucking kids took my switch when I wasn't looking and cracked it
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
These fucking kids took my switch when I wasn't looking and cracked it
and there you have it folks
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
and there you have it folks
things just haven't been the same since i passed out and hit my head
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
things just haven't been the same since i passed out and hit my head
does anybody want coffee
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
does anybody want coffee
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there's never time for fun. it's monday morning
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
there's never time for fun. it's monday morning
I'm like if the guy from the Postal Service didn't see why he was the one worth leaving
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm like if the guy from the Postal Service didn't see why he was the one worth leaving
i fucking hate thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i fucking hate thanksgiving
These kids still fucking suck at smash dude I told them last year they need to stop rolling so goddamn much
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
These kids still fucking suck at smash dude I told them last year they need to stop rolling so goddamn much
I forgot to bring my heart medication on this trip
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I forgot to bring my heart medication on this trip
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Can you name a time you gave up on something that you shouldn't have
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Can you name a time you gave up on something that you shouldn't have
im getting alot better at comforting injured children today
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
im getting alot better at comforting injured children today
The cat was actually a huge fan of me this time
Oh my god i forgot i have to have a showdown with this fucking cat that hates me
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The cat was actually a huge fan of me this time
Oh my god i forgot i have to have a showdown with this fucking cat that hates me
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh my god i forgot i have to have a showdown with this fucking cat that hates me
My aunt says im running out of time to find a partner
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My aunt says im running out of time to find a partner
in my mind and in my car
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
in my mind and in my car
Just learned you can sidestep in tekken
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just learned you can sidestep in tekken
I had a dream there was an extra bottle of mouthwash on my shelf when getting ready for work in the morning
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had a dream there was an extra bottle of mouthwash on my shelf when getting ready for work in the morning
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did his teacher do the right thing?
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
did his teacher do the right thing?
Lions game today was a top 5 dumbest Lions game I've ever watched
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Lions game today was a top 5 dumbest Lions game I've ever watched
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need this 👇
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
need this 👇
Northwestern fans walking down the sidewalk are almost as slow as their defensive backs
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Northwestern fans walking down the sidewalk are almost as slow as their defensive backs
anybody got tips for finding $21.51 someone hid in my apartment?
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
anybody got tips for finding $21.51 someone hid in my apartment?