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@matrees.bsky.social
No, you tell me a bit about yourself
Fighting like cats and dogs.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I wonder why she's gone into hiding...?
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This guy?
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Wow, @nytimes.com is brazen with its trolling of Only Connect today. Rips them off and then just takes the piss.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Next #CelebrityTraitors – reckon Lucy Worsley would be a bloody good name to have on that team sheet.
October 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Centrists be getting the excuses in for impending failure already.

Sure. Why not. Blame the voters who are entitled to vote for whoever the fuck they want, rather than the politicians for giving them anything to vote for.
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Maybe it's a bit early to suggest this, but could we see a season when all the claret clubs go down!? Probably not; Wolves are too shit.
September 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look, all I'm saying is Bristol needs a zip wire that goes from Clifton Suspension down to the Cumberland Basin.

I can't be the only one thinking this, surely?
September 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Eastville Park looking as beautiful as it ever has.
September 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I've just clocked that Cardiff City have a player called Billy Fish.

When did Fulchester Utd get rid of him!?
August 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Looking forward to completing my first parkrun in my new #100 parkrun shirt. Whether to wear the shirt sleeve or the long sleeve, though?*

*Nb not the cat, though.
August 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Does his best to make me feel guilty, frustrated and envious every single day.
August 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Look, @bsky.app – I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that what you're trying to say here is 'less content like this'.

...but if I find out what you've actually written is 'less posts like this', you're in big trouble.
August 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The red carpet. They rolled out the red fupping carpet for that short-arsed, war-mongering, genocidal dictator.
August 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Probably just me, but definitely 5 and not 6 in case anyone else was wondering.
August 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I dunno, is it too early to call this season's title race over?
August 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Does respect only have to flow one way?
July 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ah, yes...
June 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
People are still leaving dogs in cars on a hot summer's day.
June 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hey, Nero – great tune. Play some more.
June 13, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Guess it's been tough making ends meet since the introduction of buses
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Swiss Toni, surely?

"Bombing Ukraine is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. Grease up your missile – then fire it in the hole."
May 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I heartily endorse this particular point, even if the football ground he's referring to here belongs to the gas. But I suppose you can't have everything.
May 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Of all the places to sleep, Kiki, why do you always choose the recycling box!?
May 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM