How about a law that says a president has to personally pay off every single dollar added to the debt in their term.
September 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How about a law that says a president has to personally pay off every single dollar added to the debt in their term.
The rise of LLMs and the political environment are similar in that people are putting too much trust in empty, vapid words.
September 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The rise of LLMs and the political environment are similar in that people are putting too much trust in empty, vapid words.
I'm proud to announce my acceptance of the Person Of The Week award that I am giving to myself for no reason.
September 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm proud to announce my acceptance of the Person Of The Week award that I am giving to myself for no reason.
Typos are almost always easier to read than spellchecker mistakes
July 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Typos are almost always easier to read than spellchecker mistakes
The next president needs to use their unprecedented power to un-president their power.
July 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The next president needs to use their unprecedented power to un-president their power.
I always mix up Visioneers and Lumineers. If they ever release a song called The Chaos and pronounce it with a hard "ch" my brain will break
April 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I always mix up Visioneers and Lumineers. If they ever release a song called The Chaos and pronounce it with a hard "ch" my brain will break
What happened to people calling other people Dingbat?
March 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What happened to people calling other people Dingbat?
Instead of EA making new sportsball games every year, they should make fighting games where the roster is comprised of the current politicians.
March 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Instead of EA making new sportsball games every year, they should make fighting games where the roster is comprised of the current politicians.
Novocaine is the best Max Payne movie.
March 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Novocaine is the best Max Payne movie.
The should release an official "Get Up Offa that Thing" music video which heavily implies James Brown meant get up offa your phone. The lyrics fit exactly to an anti-doomscrolling plea.
February 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The should release an official "Get Up Offa that Thing" music video which heavily implies James Brown meant get up offa your phone. The lyrics fit exactly to an anti-doomscrolling plea.
The Internet is a huge dependency.
February 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Internet is a huge dependency.
I need someone to tell me they loved Northern Journey as much as I did.
January 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I need someone to tell me they loved Northern Journey as much as I did.
My epitaph should read "he loved PHP for some reason"
December 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
My epitaph should read "he loved PHP for some reason"
I'm going to start saying oneteen, twoteen, threeteen, and fiveteen.
December 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I'm going to start saying oneteen, twoteen, threeteen, and fiveteen.
There are a lot of forgettable elements. 21 is Scandium?? 23 is Vanadium??? 41 is Niobium?????
December 15, 2024 at 9:56 PM
There are a lot of forgettable elements. 21 is Scandium?? 23 is Vanadium??? 41 is Niobium?????
Why would anybody buy onions when they could buy funyuns?
December 12, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Why would anybody buy onions when they could buy funyuns?
I want an OS that I can control with a big arcade joystick and just a few arcade buttons. We could be doing that with technology.
December 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I want an OS that I can control with a big arcade joystick and just a few arcade buttons. We could be doing that with technology.
What is stopping me from adding a B2 to my house? Do I only own my property so far down?
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
What is stopping me from adding a B2 to my house? Do I only own my property so far down?
Please ignore my dozen fifty five gallon barrels strung up in my tree. It's just my home kinetic energy store.
November 26, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Please ignore my dozen fifty five gallon barrels strung up in my tree. It's just my home kinetic energy store.
food backwards is doof
November 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
food backwards is doof