Adequate Blue Heron
@matingplumage.bsky.social
He/Him. Mixdeded. Casts Shade at will. Master of Dungeons. Processor of Cannabis (WA 502)
I am the petty guardian who shitposts for love and for justice
I am the petty guardian who shitposts for love and for justice
Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy
They'll be nice to you
HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY
DON’T LET ME DOWN
HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY. DON’T LET ME DOWN
Lord, forgive me for what I do
But if you want out, well, it's up to you
Now don't let me down now
Your mama's gonna move you uptown
They'll be nice to you
HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY
DON’T LET ME DOWN
HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY. DON’T LET ME DOWN
Lord, forgive me for what I do
But if you want out, well, it's up to you
Now don't let me down now
Your mama's gonna move you uptown
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy
They'll be nice to you
HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY
DON’T LET ME DOWN
HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY. DON’T LET ME DOWN
Lord, forgive me for what I do
But if you want out, well, it's up to you
Now don't let me down now
Your mama's gonna move you uptown
They'll be nice to you
HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY
DON’T LET ME DOWN
HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY. DON’T LET ME DOWN
Lord, forgive me for what I do
But if you want out, well, it's up to you
Now don't let me down now
Your mama's gonna move you uptown
Is that New Barnaby™️ on pulling a Capaldi on Old Barnaby’s Turf?
(Series Four ep.1 “Garden Of Death”)
(Series Four ep.1 “Garden Of Death”)
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is that New Barnaby™️ on pulling a Capaldi on Old Barnaby’s Turf?
(Series Four ep.1 “Garden Of Death”)
(Series Four ep.1 “Garden Of Death”)
I spent a lot of time playing Get Medieval.
The one-liners were hilarious.
The one-liners were hilarious.
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I spent a lot of time playing Get Medieval.
The one-liners were hilarious.
The one-liners were hilarious.
Honestly same.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Honestly same.
I absolutely know people who say it like that.
There is even a joke in Futurama about Feces Pieces
There is even a joke in Futurama about Feces Pieces
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I absolutely know people who say it like that.
There is even a joke in Futurama about Feces Pieces
There is even a joke in Futurama about Feces Pieces
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
American politics today:
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
American politics today:
Any time Seattle makes the news I have this reaction.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Any time Seattle makes the news I have this reaction.
Yes. That’s been the case since Casino Royale (the good one)
This is only six of the James Bonds (Jameses Bond?) in Casino Royale.
This is only six of the James Bonds (Jameses Bond?) in Casino Royale.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yes. That’s been the case since Casino Royale (the good one)
This is only six of the James Bonds (Jameses Bond?) in Casino Royale.
This is only six of the James Bonds (Jameses Bond?) in Casino Royale.
Which means it is also almost this time of the year.
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Which means it is also almost this time of the year.
Are we sure he didn’t orchestrate the whole thing?
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Are we sure he didn’t orchestrate the whole thing?
🎶🎵
40 ounces to curreeydom
🎶🎵
40 ounces to curreeydom
🎶🎵
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
🎶🎵
40 ounces to curreeydom
🎶🎵
40 ounces to curreeydom
🎶🎵
Also cooking goat for the first time.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Also cooking goat for the first time.
🎶🎵
Tomorrow’s CURRY NIGHT
but no masala, right
Tonight’s MASALA NIGHT
Oh what a night
(Oh what a night)
🎶🎵
Tomorrow’s CURRY NIGHT
but no masala, right
Tonight’s MASALA NIGHT
Oh what a night
(Oh what a night)
🎶🎵
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🎶🎵
Tomorrow’s CURRY NIGHT
but no masala, right
Tonight’s MASALA NIGHT
Oh what a night
(Oh what a night)
🎶🎵
Tomorrow’s CURRY NIGHT
but no masala, right
Tonight’s MASALA NIGHT
Oh what a night
(Oh what a night)
🎶🎵
@swilua.bsky.social
My housemate was playing Helldivers and I was able to let him know that his game was not glitching out and was, in fact, talking to him in Welsh.
My housemate was playing Helldivers and I was able to let him know that his game was not glitching out and was, in fact, talking to him in Welsh.
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
@swilua.bsky.social
My housemate was playing Helldivers and I was able to let him know that his game was not glitching out and was, in fact, talking to him in Welsh.
My housemate was playing Helldivers and I was able to let him know that his game was not glitching out and was, in fact, talking to him in Welsh.
I got mine when I saw Them in concert.
October 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I got mine when I saw Them in concert.
Way ahead of you.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Way ahead of you.