LOL the DJI is already down 3% after 15 minutes. The US economy is in a free fall right now.

AAAAAAAAND....I CALLED IT!

#Itoldyouso
#liberationday

A kind reminder to all American doomsday preppers out there, the New York stock exchange opens in one hour 🤡

After roughly 3 days of glitching, we now have all the Type 2 (prototype) PS Vita Master keys (used to decrypt bootloaders), though only one was actually in use.

I now just need to dump the emmc partitions and I'll be able to remove that prototype PS Vita motherboard from my Bench xD.

I did Nintendo's work and fixed my WiiU. It turns out @Nintendo knowingly put bad hynix emmc parts into many WiiU consoles and wouldn't extend the warranty as they failed and did not provide any tools to fix those units it was down to hackers to avoid those WiiU from filling up landfills.

When you don't have enough room, magnet wire saves the day!
My "ultimate" ps2 is now fitted with a mobo 5.0 + PIC FIX.

My ps2 Methylene install severely lacked range so I replaced the regular ESP32 with an ESP32U that allows for an external antenna and now the range is much increased.

Hahahahaha! I laughed so hard at this tweet xD.

So, everything appears to be working but for some reason the DVD drive (which worked before Ininstalled all those mods!) no longer seems to work. No idea why. I will attempt to swap it to another working drive later. Otherwise Bluetooth, HDMI and micro sd card all work.

I started modding my scph-70k ps2 yesterday, I am halfway done, when I am, it will have SD card support (via ATA), Bluetooth and HDMI. I plan on finishing the build today, overall it'll take me about one working day from start to finish.

Finally got my hands some fancy PS VITA Master key!
Here is a screenshot of setup involved xD
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SHA-512: E08465BC020804C05A231F49B40719120BEAD7B6621A60A9DF7806AAC51C9D43DEDA8104F16EEBEAC75DECC1CBC82E1B5B57DEBE6D9DE6F79E38199A4C79487E

Thanks to @skgleba
for spoonfeeding me everything!

After some ESP32 programming and desoldering shenanigans, my Methylene board is ready to be soldered onto my ps2 slim.

Just rebuilt my PSVITA glitching bench for some DFA attempts.

A new wild PDEL arrived!

The OLED panel wasn't working so I spent roughly an hour to swap it to a new one, the process is as tedious and cumbersome as ever.