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Matt Riley
@mathewriley.bsky.social
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Just living the dream 😁

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Wait... what? I've been saying it's wrong since 1987!?
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is angry and pointing at something .
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November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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a cartoon character is holding a bird in front of a bookshelf with the words nevermore written on it
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October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely
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October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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a collage of images from star trek shows a man in a red shirt
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October 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Congratulations! Subaru? Or Sub-uwu 👉👈?
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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More than likely it will go to auction and get sold to some random used car lot in New Hampshire.
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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a man in a suit is making a funny face and says `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .
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October 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Nice job hitting the post. A true professional!
October 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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A Yankee Candle store
October 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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buzz lightyear from toy story says " there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere .. "
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October 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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And it also shows on PinkSky, which is an Instagram clone of Bluesky
September 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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a man in a squirrel costume is saying " you sure are punny "
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September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Us? Weirdos? Nah!
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a field
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September 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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*scritches*
September 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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a husky dog is laying on a fluffy blanket with the words gone to the snow dogs written on the bottom
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September 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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a close up of a banana with a face and the words potassium intensifies
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September 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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a cartoon drawing of a banana with arms and legs and a smiling face
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September 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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A broken clock is right twice a day...but it's still broken
a round clock with a wooden frame shows the time as 5:05
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September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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a close up of a man wearing a shirt and tie smiling
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September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM