This 15 year old bitty almost got her first confirmed kill this morning by tripping me at the top of the stairs. Bloodthirsty.

Heck to that Jesus guy wanting us to celebrate his birthday six months early, I'm only asking four!

(Merry Christmas 💚❤️)

Sometimes, I make choices as a DM that means I have to create a stat block. Sometimes, my players make those choices, and I still have to make a stat block. Guess which two were my choice 🤣 #ttrpg #dnd

I contain multitudes

My Spotify Wrapped gently roasting me for mostly using Spotify to sleep on planes and drown out hotel roommates 😅

Four drop Friday?

This little workhorse was my first encounter with capital-V Value in Magic back when I started playing in 2012. The only deck I have him in these days is my Feldon Graveyard Control EDH, but I love the little guy.

I never posted these anywhere before, but when the Phyrexian Language Guide was revealed I had a sudden need to translate what my tattoo artist called "basic white girl affirmations." Enjoy: