Mat
@matexists.bsky.social
Dude-bro’s dude-bro
Ex-Engineer; Chronic Misspeaker; 29
Melancholic Humorist; My mom thinks I’m cool
🔞Adults only. MDNI🔞
Ex-Engineer; Chronic Misspeaker; 29
Melancholic Humorist; My mom thinks I’m cool
🔞Adults only. MDNI🔞
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Mat
@matexists.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Joke’s on you; I have a decoy grave so all that dancing was for nothing and you look ridiculous
I was hardened by the world but then someone put me in the microwave with a wet paper towel so I’m good now
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was hardened by the world but then someone put me in the microwave with a wet paper towel so I’m good now
