Woke Jedi Activist
@materassassino.bsky.social
just a small-town bitch/livin' in a lonely ditch // call me Pixie // they/them // 🔞 I'm old // @materassassino everywhere else as well
Both with milk, tbh, cold on the left, warm with honey on the right.
I have the tastes of a 5-year-old and I don't care.
I have the tastes of a 5-year-old and I don't care.
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Both with milk, tbh, cold on the left, warm with honey on the right.
I have the tastes of a 5-year-old and I don't care.
I have the tastes of a 5-year-old and I don't care.
Really? Never? At all?
The movie itself is pretty decent, honestly.
The movie itself is pretty decent, honestly.
September 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Really? Never? At all?
The movie itself is pretty decent, honestly.
The movie itself is pretty decent, honestly.
July 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
@amuly.bsky.social spoilers for The Old Guard 3
July 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@amuly.bsky.social spoilers for The Old Guard 3
Thank you for not saying the Statue of Liberty AND his butt because I saw it today
May 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Thank you for not saying the Statue of Liberty AND his butt because I saw it today
Omg it's time
April 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Omg it's time
Omg that's a wood pigeon. I see those in my garden. Realistically I know they existed but like... that's beautiful that someone painted them on a wall nearly 2000 years ago.
April 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Omg that's a wood pigeon. I see those in my garden. Realistically I know they existed but like... that's beautiful that someone painted them on a wall nearly 2000 years ago.
Hyperventilating into a paper bag about more Joe and Nicky.
April 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hyperventilating into a paper bag about more Joe and Nicky.
Henry's hairy ass
March 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Henry's hairy ass
The Old Guard
February 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The Old Guard
This one I made last year!
January 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This one I made last year!
She's so fucking stupid
January 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
She's so fucking stupid
It's not worded like that, it's this. Other instructions still apply.
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's not worded like that, it's this. Other instructions still apply.
Chrisopher Fuck came with me to the dentist and helped me be very brave even though I am 34.
January 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Chrisopher Fuck came with me to the dentist and helped me be very brave even though I am 34.
He looks so bloody stupid, I can't stop laughing
January 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
He looks so bloody stupid, I can't stop laughing
January 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wheee, new Lego minifigs!
(Basically just got them for the animals, tbh)
(Basically just got them for the animals, tbh)
January 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Wheee, new Lego minifigs!
(Basically just got them for the animals, tbh)
(Basically just got them for the animals, tbh)
Predict your 2025 with a random image from your phone
December 31, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Predict your 2025 with a random image from your phone
Post your Queen
December 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Post your Queen