Baldy
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Baldy
@mateothebald.bsky.social
I have friends everywhere.
Went to see zoolander at a second-run theater and me and my friend were the only ones there. I noticed something stuck on the screen which started to drive me crazy. Walked down to check it out and it was a gummie bear. It wasn't very high up so i jumped up and grabbed it.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is what i assume happened. But i can't help but wonder.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Legal layman (who has never served on a jury) here with a couple questions.
Why did the foreperson sign the indictment if the full grand jury never reviewed it? Are they possibly guilty of something? Surely juror behavior/actions must be subject to some kind of legal standard.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"No FBI has had the temerity to put truth as we have, they bent the knee to lies and DC swamp."
Where exactly are they putting the truth? It seems this collection of words masquerading as a sentence is missing a few key ones.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You need to resign immediately.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I absolutely relish the day a future president orders the demolition of whatever gaudy monstrosity he builds.
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Louisville!
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm concerned you may not know what "splooging" means.
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I was a kid so don't really remember the movie but i do remember the action figures because they were AWESOME!
October 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Echoes of steve sampson and the 3-6-1
October 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This roster genuinely worries me. I know Poch doesn't want an embarrassing world cup campaign on his cv but how seriously is he taking this job?
August 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
SELL THE TEAM!
August 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Johnny Tap to Pay
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Vampire Weekday
August 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Third Eye Myopic
August 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Comparable to Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Led Rigid Airship
August 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Vader is Andor's father.
Go ahead and [redact] me.
April 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Levien's gotta go. I want to give him credit for building the stadium, but he's proven that the whole deal was just a real estate investment that happens to have a professional soccer team attached.
April 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Why would ANYONE do business with this club? How is boavista getting away with all this?
April 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If this were to happen, does Harvard have any recourse to challenge/reverse the decision?
April 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
People don't take time out of their lives to make jokes about MLS on the internet. That idea, in itself, is "incredibly silly over the top"
March 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Despise this take. Those aren't traveling MIAMI fans. Those are MESSI fans that exist anywhere and everywhere (undeservedly) who care not one tiny bit about inter miami. Is anyone really so delusional that they don't see that?
March 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Seriously can we stop making statements like the one above or can we start actually ACTIVELY ACTIVELY ACTIVELY doing something about if?
March 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Duh
March 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM