Matt R
@mateomontana.bsky.social
software consultant, road warrior, nerd, wanderer, daydreamer, listener, learner, chance taker.
🦍1906❄️ #blacksky
🦍1906❄️ #blacksky
Pensaba que te había olvidao-
pero pusieron la canción
pero pusieron la canción
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Pensaba que te había olvidao-
pero pusieron la canción
pero pusieron la canción
Can’t get seasonal depression if you’re always depressed anyway
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can’t get seasonal depression if you’re always depressed anyway
Maybe my hometown basketball team will end up doing better in Boston
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Maybe my hometown basketball team will end up doing better in Boston
I should be as loyal to everything as I am to the Cleveland Browns
October 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I should be as loyal to everything as I am to the Cleveland Browns
Me: okay you’re on my uber account but just use it for when you need to get home safely when you’re out I don’t want you to ever have to depend on strangers for a ride
My niece: okay
Also my niece:
My niece: okay
Also my niece:
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Me: okay you’re on my uber account but just use it for when you need to get home safely when you’re out I don’t want you to ever have to depend on strangers for a ride
My niece: okay
Also my niece:
My niece: okay
Also my niece:
I was born with some nappy hair drinking breast milk out a lean cup.
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I was born with some nappy hair drinking breast milk out a lean cup.
Oxtail grilled cheese?!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oxtail grilled cheese?!!!!!
My coworker had one more time to say my government name and she was gonna meet herself a nigga. (Meanwhile the thing she was confused about had nothing to do with me or my team)
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My coworker had one more time to say my government name and she was gonna meet herself a nigga. (Meanwhile the thing she was confused about had nothing to do with me or my team)
Integrated testing and being the on call analyst this week
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Integrated testing and being the on call analyst this week
The Browns won so I stayed outside
October 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The Browns won so I stayed outside
It’s Friday yall. We made it.
October 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It’s Friday yall. We made it.
This where I wanna go for new years I think
October 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This where I wanna go for new years I think
Watching the Browns is dumb
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Watching the Browns is dumb
Hayley is protected lol
October 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hayley is protected lol
Another year of nomad life in the books
October 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Another year of nomad life in the books
Happy Football Sunday yall
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Happy Football Sunday yall
A wholesome day in Boston for a wholesome guy
October 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A wholesome day in Boston for a wholesome guy