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Trump & his cabinet of billionaires are going to convince MAGA voters that paying higher prices just to survive is the patriotic thing to do.

Anyone who complains about costs will be deemed a traitor who hates America.

My uncle told me that Republicans are getting back to their Bush 9/11 roots.

Mass deportations, indefinite detention, papers please, torture, bullying allies, gutting social services, tax breaks for rich.

I assume freedom fries & invasion of Iran soon to come.

I just got a fundraiser text from this guy running for Congress in Colorado. Why couldn't it have been from Tinder. Or Grindr. Lol

Still, I hope he wins. ❤️

I opened a bakery & it's doing so well. Now Trump is in & everything is going to go to shit.

I have to up my egg-less recipes & hope tariffs don't up the cost of paper products, sugar, or flour.

It will be hard to sell $12 muffins. 😭

Tell all of your MAGA associates to trust their dear leader & buy $TRUMP coin. Sell everything. Don't forget about $MELANIE.

4am. Turkey brined, bread cubed, pies baked, desserts done, mushrooms stuffed, veggies, ham & sides prepped, quiches cooling, gift baskets in guest rooms, & more coffee brewing. Can't wait to spend the holiday with my chosen family, creating our own little traditions.

Happy Thanksgiving to all. ❤️

Is this what old twitter was like??

Please app. Stay nazi free. That includes MTG, Elon, & Vivek Parodies.