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@matchboxr.bsky.social
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3D artist, Miniature painter, Software dev, Washed up Global Elite CS:GO player

https://www.youtube.com/@matchboxr
https://steamcommunity.com/id/matchboxr/
Thank you! I only used 5 colours of paint, so it was a bit of an exercise in mixing my own shades and working with a limited palette. Very pleased with the outcome 😌
September 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’d certainly think my coworker had been hacked if they suddenly started emailing me in Polish!
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
🗣️ P, O, V, ki-los in my may-bach 🗣️
July 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yeah. I like Oscar; hope he wins the championship this year.

But, it was dumb. I understand wanting brake temps, but you can’t just slam on the brakes like that in the wet.
July 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I agree wholeheartedly. People moan about ‘oversimplified’ logos.

But, when put side-by-side on a phone’s home screen, the old skeumorphic designs look way too busy.
July 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Unfollowing, due to the sheer volume of engagement bait and “begging the question” from this account lately.

Pretty insufferable.
June 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“Yeah, I play a game called ‘death by a thousand paper cuts’. I haven’t looked into the math, but my gut says that by the 1001th paper cut I’ll be up big.”
June 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Having played CS for 12+ years, this video encapsulated everything I feel about the game.

Frustrated about losing matches, conflicted about the ethics of skins, and hopelessly addicted to improving.

I think it’s Jakey’s best video, by far.
May 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I was thinking RFK
May 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Chaotic good
May 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yeah, when the CS:GO knife traders (me) are making fun of a digital money pit, it’s gotta be REALLY bad.
April 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Academy of Riolu Lucario
April 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
1: legally, he cannot.

2: if he could, it would ruin the value of the US Dollar.

3: it’s not too late to delete this.
April 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
me except it’s a show I -do- like

(game changer)
April 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Until you miss a payment and get railed by a massive fee
April 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
18-29 year olds’ favourability tracks almost 1:1 with the S&P 500 lmfaoo
April 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The coal miners yearn for the coal mines, apparently
April 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“The less things I know, the less biased I’ll be” is the most genuinely brain-rotted take I’ve ever heard lmaoooo

Holy cow
April 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If there are tech problems:
“What are we even paying the IT department for??”

If there are -no- tech problems:
“What are we even paying the IT department for??”

It’s a lose-lose game lol
April 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I no longer wonder how he bankrupted three casinos
April 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM