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Matcha Catcha
@matchacat.uk
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34 UK He/Him | Asexual, Butt & Genital Repulsed & Single | Matcha Tiger 🐯 | Belly Obsessed | Into Kinks (Vore, Macro/Micro) | PFP edited by TheSlateGuardian on FA | Banner by @radonryu.bsky.social
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Your soft, warm bed awaits this #TummyTuesday ~

#MatchaIrl
A photo of my torso with my white hairy belly as the main focus. My left hand rests on the underside of my belly
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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I sure wish the giant squirrel agility pet was actually real in Old School RuneScape...

(Each lap takes roughly a minute, by the way)
A screenshot of the message box from Old School RuneScape. It shows the same text repeated across multiple lines, "Your Penguin Agility lap count is", followed by a number. The number increments from 9994 to 10000, showing I've completed 10000 laps
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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I got a bunch of new stickers lately and wanted to show them off! 💚

What can I say? This tiger loves hugs!

Featuring: @jagglion.bsky.social, @iskandgn.bsky.social, @keebz.bsky.social and an offline friend

🎨 by @radonryu.bsky.social, middle sticker and layout by www.furaffinity.net/user/theslat...
A collage of Telegram stickers featuring my matcha green tiger hugging the bellies of several friends, including a light blue YCH character, a brown lion with a black treasure trail, a dragon with sky blue arms, a yellow belly and chest and brown furry trail, an orange crocodile/dragon/Dingo hybrid with blue circles on his shoulders and a yellow belly and a fluffy white dog with rainbow claws. A sticker in the middle shows a stylised version of my tiger with a cute vacant stare, each eye going in opposite directions, a little pink blep tongue and orange questions marks floating around him. Above in the centre is my name in three variations: "Matt, Matty, Matcha". Finally in the bottom right is another hugging sticker but my matcha green tiger is the big broad bellied character being hugged by a light blue YCH character
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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My 2026 is off to a strange start... I copy/pasted into translation and basically I'm being randomly insulted by some Russian in the replies to a post in a vore channel in Telegram????? I posted a comment months ago too. The third insult was AFTER I blocked the account too, so nice one, Telegram.
A photo from Telegram. A Russian account has replied to a comment I posted in a channel's replies on a specific post a few months ago. The Russian is insulting me for some reason. I reply with "???????". The Russian then replies with further insults, then more after I block the account. I respond with "No idea who this guy is or what his problem is. He's probably just salty Russia's losing so badly to Ukraine or something??"
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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I think Cleo's quite happy to have her favourite cat bed (me) back 💕
A photo of Cleo, my brown and black short haired cat, sprawled out on her front on top of white bed covers with a yellow and green flower pattern. Her front paw is stretched forward and her head is resting down against it, her eyes closed peacefully
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Back home again and I have a very happy cuddly cat who's so glad to see me! I love her so much 😭💕
A photo of Cleo, my brown and black shorthaired cat. She's stood on my legs while I'm wearing jeans, looking towards me while I take the photo
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Christmas dinner, dealt with~ Uuuurp
A photo of a plate filled with items for a roast dinner, including a Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, turkey, pork stuffing, pigs in blankets, Brussel sprouts, peas, carrots, parsnips, cheese sauce and gravy A photo of me lifting my black shirt up to reveal my white hairy belly and chest Another photo of me lifting my black shirt up revealing my white hairy belly and chest
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Introducing my brand new fursona: Matcha Catcha! (Or just Matcha for short)

My wonderful sweet friend, Chase (TheSlateGuardian on FA) helped me design this new character 💚

No other art or any details exist just yet, but watch this space and things should develop over time!
A ref sheet of my new fursona, a Matcha green coloured tiger, with darker green stripes, amber eyes and a cream coloured chest, belly and paws. He has a matcha green treasure trail of fur leading down across his chest and belly. His paw pads and nose are a dark pink colour. He is wearing white boxers with black musical notes on them
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Just got home from my work Christmas outing and I'm so full of pulled pork, mac & cheese, cider and root beer I might actually explode
A photo of my white hairy belly and chest
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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A Show to Remember
A joint commission with and featuring @rouenalmer.bsky.social
🎨 by @alexfaust.bsky.social

Rouen's looking a little flustered and distracted there thanks to Freddy... Sure hope he doesn't forget he just swallowed lil' me!! 💦

www.furaffinity.net/view/63104516/
A comic sequence featuring two giant bears, Freddy and Rouen, plus a small human, Matthias. Freddy has a light blue lightning design on his chest, chin and over his eyes with brown fur, a black bowtie and small black top hat. Rouen has neon green face paint over his eyes with peach coloured fur, a black beard and shoulders and a red bowtie. Mattias is in a plain dark blue t-shirt and beige trousers with ginger hair and a beard. Freddy lifts Matthias from the crowd before depositing him into his wide pink maw. He then proceeds to make out with Rouen, who blushes, eyes wide. Inside you see Matthias being pressed firmly between the tongues of both bears as they kiss. Freddy's tongue then pushes Matthias past Rouen's uvula and into the back of Rouen's throat. Freddy then pulls away, tongue sticking out of his mouth. A string of saliva connects from Freddy's tongue to Rouen's and both bears have a satisfied look on their faces. A lump is shown in Rouen's throat with an overlay showing the inside of Rouen's gullet. Matthias is blushing deeply as he's squeezed down Rouen's throat
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Come climb Mt. Belly this #TummyTuesday
A photo of my white hairy belly taken from a low angle in low blue light
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Upshot for #TummyTuesday
My white hairy belly and chest taken from a low angle
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I've given Gridmaster a good go too! Don't think I'll finish in time though😅
A screenshot from Old School RuneScape's Gridmaster game mode, showing an interface with a colourful bingo card and an array of tiles, each one denoting a task to be completed. Most tiles are marked green, except for 6 around the outer edges
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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2 months of grind in RuneScape's first limited-time Leagues game mode and I finally received my Dragon Catalyst Trophy and Leagues outfit rewards! ❤️

(The cape isn't part of the outfit but is an achievement in itself, the off-hand sword just looked cool and kinda fits with the vibe! 🥰)
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Cleo's found a nice cozy spot right next to my belly 😻
A photo of my white hairy belly, with my tortoiseshell coloured short-haired cat, Cleo, curled up on my lap against the underside of my belly
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Since I haven't done one in a while, here's a #TummyTuesday for those who partake
A photo of a hairy pale white man's belly, chest and lower chin
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Victory! It took me something like a month and a half of grind, but I did it! Dragon Trophy in Runescape Leagues with time to spare!
A screenshot from RuneScape showing a message titled "Trophy milestone reached!", the message reading, "After Leagues concludes, you will be able to claim: Catalyst dragon trophy" A screenshot from RuneScape showing the number of league points at 60,160. An image showing a red "dragon" trophy is shown below a progress bar. Above the trophy it states "You have unlocked all trophies"
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I love the way two dragons like me going for a Dragon Trophy! XP
A screenshot of a Bluesky notification showing that Iskan and Zorin, both dragon characters, have liked my RuneScape post discussing how I'm aiming to obtain a Dragon Trophy in game
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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How can something feel so close, yet so far... I can almost taste that sweet Dragon Trophy!
#RuneScape
A screenshot from Runescape 3 Catalyst Leagues temporary game mode, showing "League Points: 51240" with an image of a red and silver trophy. Above the trophy it states "8760 more points needed to unlock the next trophy"
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Could companies PLEASE stop leaking my personal data... FOR FIVE MINUTES!!
A screenshot from my email inbox showing two recently received emails, one from Dacia and one from Discord. Both have the subject, "Important information about/regarding your personal data"
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Hunting for the Giant Squirrel pet in Old School RuneScape. One of several ludicrously rare skilling pets, this one tied to the Agility skill.

I've been running around a sodding iceberg in a penguin suit for 7000 laps now which, at around 55 laps an hour, works out to around 130 hours of my life 💀
A screenshot of the chat window from Old School Runescape. Each line is timestamped ranging from 18:43 to 18:49. Every line shows "Your Penguin Agility lap count is", followed by a number ranging from 6994 to 7000 incrementing by one each time. One line at 18:44 in the middle reads "You slip on the ice!"
August 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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It's my favourite day of the week! Happy #TummyTuesday! ✨
A photo of my white hairy belly and chest, as I lay back on a light grey sofa
July 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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So yesterday my friend @keebz.bsky.social helped me be brave enough to try going bald to see how it looks. I'm kind of into it, what do you think? (Also featuring very cuddly doggo!) 🥰
A photo of me, in blue jeans and a black t-shirt, sitting in the corner of a light grey sofa with a brown and black dog cuddling up onto my lap. My head is shaved completely bald
July 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Oh go on then. Have a tummy for Tuesday. As a treat.
A photo of an average (at best) looking white man's hairy belly and chest
June 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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This bot reply to a vorny comment is killing me 😭😭😭

Pretty sure @vikeburr.bsky.social had a different kind of protein snack in mind... (The wriggling squirming kind~)
A screenshot of a Bluesky thread. The original comment from @vikeburr.bsky.social posted 1 month ago reads, "Mmmmurrr agreed there's no way it's only cake heh gotta get a TON of protein isn't that right snack?~". A bot account posted a reply today which reads, "Fuel your day with the new Profusion protein snack range" followed by an embedded link, totally missing the context of the original post.
June 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM