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matrim 🍉🇵🇸
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the same one from the other place. diametrically opposed to doing effort-y things
careful, spoilers
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the amyrlin sends her regards
A street chalkboard sign outside a shop in what appears to be Scotland, with pink chalk text that reads: “FREE BAGS OF FISH GUTS TO THROW AT TRUMP! YOU’RE WELCOME x.” In the background, there’s a delivery truck, a red post box, and a building with a blue awning labeled “THE FISH MAN.”
July 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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omg this totally cracked me up @ohgoditsess.bsky.social had to do a double take
A closeup of the back of Moiraine's armor, intricately carved leather made to look like metal or other durable materials. To the left, is a person (ess) wearing a horse mask because they're bela the creator lol
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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my door decoration at #WotCON
Brown wooden door with a white piece of paper with the word 'CALLAN' on it because it's a Callan Door
July 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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operation wheel of skyline
#WotCon2025
A four way from skyline chili: spaghetti with chili and a shit ton of cheese
July 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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accurate

#SaveWOT
A meme titled “Alternative responses to ‘I love you’” features a 4x3 grid of characters from The Wheel of Time, each overlaid on a reaction image with a humorous or awkward response. Top row: Egwene says “thanks,” Perrin says “laughs nervously,” Rand says “i’m sorry,” Elayne says “who doesn’t?,” and Lan says “a horrible decision, really.” Second row: Berelain says “laughs hysterically,” Mat says “finger guns,” Min says “i know.” Bottom row: Aviendha says “why,” Nynaeve says “YEET,” and Tuon says “If only there was someone out there.” Each response is mismatched in tone, poking fun at how each character might awkwardly deflect a confession of love. Credit on meme is attributed to salemwitchhunterofficial@tumblr
July 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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bro what are you asking me to write letters for?

anywho. instead of a letter I sent apple TV a book by Robert Jordan #SaveWOT #TheWheelOfTime
#WOTLoveAndLetters
A two-panel screenshot from Bookshop.org showing an order confirmation for "The Fires of Heaven" by Robert Jordan. The left panel includes order number R512, the date June 11, 2025, and a redacted billing address. The shipping address is to Matthew Cherniss at Apple TV+/ US Scripted Programming in Culver City, CA. The right panel shows the book cover, a price of $10.22, shipping cost of $3.99, sales tax of$1.07, and a total of $15.28. A message below reads, "You raised $1.10 for local bookstores!"
June 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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#SwagSunday

fight like Aviendha to #SaveWOT
Maybe me wearing a black T-shirt with the text AVIENDHA FIGHTS on it. You can't see my face as a favor to you. Some greenery behind the maybe me
June 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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where's the lie? and btw.. #SaveWOT
A four-panel meme shows a row of urinals. In the first panel, a man in a yellow hoodie stands alone using one. In the second, another man in a teal shirt walks into the restroom. In the third, he inexplicably chooses the urinal right next to the first man, despite many others being available. In the fourth panel, the teal-shirt man leans in and asks, “did you sign the #SaveWOT petition?” Basically, that represents me telling everyone about SaveWOT no matter the place or situation.
June 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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just because
#SaveWOT
Zoë Robins smiling brightly on the cover of Viva magazine. She wears a sleek silver-gray suit with a textured collar and has long braids. The headline reads “SUPERNOVA – From Lower Hutt to global TV star — the remarkable trajectory of actor Zoë Robins.” The photo is set against a textured stone wall, and the issue is dated March 8, 2023.
May 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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do you like apples?
#SaveWOT #TheWheelOfTime
Laia Costa as Moghedien form season 3 of the wheel of time wearing some sort of see-through veil. She has blackened fingers and holds up an apple tv device and remote that were photoshopped there instead of the domination band
May 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Apple First
#SaveWOT #TheWheelOfTime
A screenshot showing the beginning of Chapter 1 from "Towers of Midnight" in "The Wheel of Time" series. At the top, the text "Chapter 1" is in blue. Below it is a black and white illustration of a stylized dragon, followed by the chapter title, "Apples First," with the "s" in "Apples" crossed out so it reads "Apple First". The introductory paragraph begins with the iconic lines, "The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend." Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again."
May 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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how it happened
rand as charn back turned to camera looking up at the sky as the bore opens up after lanfear did her bullshit and drilled to access the true power. below the new gaping asshole in the fabric of the reality up in the sky is the amazon arrow part of the logo, almost like a smiley mouth
May 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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wasn't ready. haven't recovered. I miss it
Two-panel meme using a staged crash between a train and a school bus. In the first panel, a yellow school bus labeled “me before season 3: my body is ready” is parked across railroad tracks, with a train approaching in the background. In the second panel, the train labeled “season 3” has smashed through the bus, which is now destroyed. The meme conveys the overwhelming emotional toll of having gone through engaging on social media during the production and development of season 3 and through its release
May 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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how the horn was born
A collage of three images. Top left: A decorative metal sculpture resembling an interlocked gold and silver knot, resting on a wooden surface. Top right: A shiny, hammered gold planter with green plants spilling over the top. Bottom: The Horn of Valere from The Wheel of Time TV series, held aloft by a hand; it has a textured gold surface with engraved Old Tongue script and curved ridges. The image is watermarked with "wotseries.com".
May 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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come on 30k! need < 60
#RenewWOT #TheWheelOfTime
A promotional graphic for the “Renew The Wheel of Time” campaign. In the foreground, Moiraine (Rosamund Pike) stands in a flowing blue dress, flanked by other main characters from the TV series The Wheel of Time. Bold white text reads, “Renew The Wheel of Time,” followed by the message, “Finish the story. It deserves to be told in full! — Join thousands of fans calling for renewal. #RenewWOT.” A purple “Sign Petition” button is on the left, and on the right, gold text displays “29,942 Letters Sent.”
May 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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it all finally makes sense
Illustration of a purple dolphin swimming underwater with its eyes closed, surrounded by dark water and subtle bubbles. Below, text reads: “The Dolphin – April. Because dolphins need to stay on the move, only one half of their brain gets to sleep at a time.”
May 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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@thedustywheel.bsky.social what's a "Lanfear Advolate?"
A name sign at a podium that reads "lanfear's advocate"
April 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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The image shows six folded black T-shirts arranged neatly on a dark wooden surface. Each shirt features bold white text highlighting iconic female characters from The Wheel of Time series along with a defining trait or action. The first shirt reads "Egwene Dreams," referencing Egwene's connection to the World of Dreams. The second says "Nynaeve Heals," reflecting Nynaeve's role as a powerful healer. The third states "Elayne Rules," nodding to Elayne’s royal lineage and leadership. On the right side, a shirt reads "Nynaeve Tugs," a playful reference to her signature braid-tugging habit. Below it, another shirt says "Aviendha Fights," capturing Aviendha’s fierce warrior spirit. The final shirt reads "Min Sees," highlighting Min’s unique ability to view prophetic visions. The bold, minimalist design emphasizes each character’s essence through a single impactful word.
April 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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34200 to 3600 lol
A meme that reimagines a battle between Moiraine (Rosamund Pike) and Lanfear (Natasha O’Keeffe) from The Wheel of Time Season 3 as a Street Fighter-style video game. Moiraine, labeled as Player 1, kneels while launching a fireball of the One Power toward Lanfear, labeled as Player 2, who is levitating and blocking with a glowing shield. Game-style health bars and scores appear at the top, with Moiraine leading at 34,200 points and Lanfear at 3,600. A “SUPER” meter is shown at the bottom right, and the WotSeries logo is placed near the center.
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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As @pritwrites.bsky.social pointed out on twitter....
Meme of Eelfinn brown leather vest. One part is supposed to be the skin from someone's face. The nose part looks like a penis. The caption reads: THE NOSE THAT IS NOT A NOSE
April 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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As @pritwrites.bsky.social pointed out on twitter....
Meme of Eelfinn brown leather vest. One part is supposed to be the skin from someone's face. The nose part looks like a penis. The caption reads: THE NOSE THAT IS NOT A NOSE
April 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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why the eelfinn always say "we"

cc: @robertstrange.bsky.social
Meme featuring four close-up images of face-like details sewn into the Eelfinn costumes from The Wheel of Time. Each panel zooms in on a different leather section with eerie, sculpted facial features—eyes, noses, mouths—stitched into the material. The faces are labeled with humorous, human-like names: "STEVEY," "STUEY," "SAMMY," and "CHAD." The overall effect is unsettling and comedic, highlighting the grotesque and surreal design of the costumes. The bottom-right corner includes the watermark “wotseries.com.”
April 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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2nd cousins thrice removed
A meme image featuring Robert Strange as an Eelfinn from The Wheel of Time Season 3. The character has wild orange-streaked hair, pale gray furry skin, sharp features, and glowing amber eyes, wearing a layered, cream-colored outfit. His expression is intense and bewildered. The caption above reads in bold text: “Dónal fucking what now?”, reacting humorously to a surprising or outrageous reveal involving actor Dónal Finn, who plays Mat Cauthon in the show. The image is watermarked with "wotseries.com" in the bottom right corner.
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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To race the shadow
An edited image shows Natasha O'Keeffe as Lanfear from The Wheel of Time inserted into a speed skating event at the 2016 Winter Youth Olympic Games. She appears in her black dress and dramatic pose, skating close behind a real speed skater in a blue, red, and white suit, as if she's chasing or racing them. The contrast between her fantasy costume and the athletic setting creates a surreal, meme-worthy moment.
April 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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elayne's second letter, probably
Ceara Coveney and Ayoola Smart as Elayne and Aviendha sharing a passionate kiss from episode 1 of season 3
April 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM