Mathooze
@matbert.bsky.social
No longer a kid, but life continues to be a nightmare?
-SCCP 🦅
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VAI TOMAR NO VOSSO RABO LITTLE MATHEUS!!!!! PENALTI BESTA
August 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
VAI TOMAR NO VOSSO RABO LITTLE MATHEUS!!!!! PENALTI BESTA
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The 200k mile V10 is alive and well.
July 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The 200k mile V10 is alive and well.
Esse goleiro novo do Cruzeiro parece ser muito bom, vai ter um ótimo futuro no futebol. Fabinho Soldado poderia trazer para o timão para ser banco do Hugo
July 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Esse goleiro novo do Cruzeiro parece ser muito bom, vai ter um ótimo futuro no futebol. Fabinho Soldado poderia trazer para o timão para ser banco do Hugo
FAFO
BRAZIL SUPREME COURT SAYS BOLSONARO WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO APPROACH EMBASSIES OR CONSULATES
July 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
FAFO
Trump has had like 5 "watergates" and he's still fucking up the world, we need more
July 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Trump has had like 5 "watergates" and he's still fucking up the world, we need more
PAREM COM ESSAS BRINCADEIRAS GOSTOSAS
brasil you have to stop. your pix too tough. your sus too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you
July 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
PAREM COM ESSAS BRINCADEIRAS GOSTOSAS
Out of all the things to complain about the brazilian Financial system, they picked PIX. Arguably one of the best services of its kind in the world.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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July 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Out of all the things to complain about the brazilian Financial system, they picked PIX. Arguably one of the best services of its kind in the world.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAGAHAGAGAHAHHAHAHSHAG
Wait...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAGAHAGAGAHAHHAHAHSHAG
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Lula joga com inteligência, o Itamaraty articula com firmeza, mas não confundam silêncio com fraqueza. A resposta virá com diplomacia. Cabe ao povo manter acesa a chama da justiça e da soberania.
RESPEITEM O BRASIL
RESPEITEM O BRASIL
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lula joga com inteligência, o Itamaraty articula com firmeza, mas não confundam silêncio com fraqueza. A resposta virá com diplomacia. Cabe ao povo manter acesa a chama da justiça e da soberania.
RESPEITEM O BRASIL
RESPEITEM O BRASIL
Cara, o narrador do Premiere para esse Corinthians e Palmeiras é insuportável. Meu deus.
April 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Cara, o narrador do Premiere para esse Corinthians e Palmeiras é insuportável. Meu deus.
Can't wait to grow coffee, Tobacco, and Vanilla beans in Little Rock Arkansas. We don't need good climate for any of those!
April 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Can't wait to grow coffee, Tobacco, and Vanilla beans in Little Rock Arkansas. We don't need good climate for any of those!
I'm very excited for my 89 hour weekly factory job, it gives me access to the best bread line in town. Thank you Supreme Leader Elmo
April 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm very excited for my 89 hour weekly factory job, it gives me access to the best bread line in town. Thank you Supreme Leader Elmo
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March 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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As Bolsonaro gives a press conference, a trumpeter plays an anti-Bolsonaro song that was famous during the 2022 election. Superb trolling.
Rapaz, que vídeo maravilhoso! O querido @Trom_Petista ofuscando a coletiva do Bolsonaro ao som de marcha fúnebre e “Tá na Hora do Jair Embora” após o inelegível se tornar réu. Aumenta o som!
March 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Quem viu o Brasil campeão, viu. Quem não viu, o YouTube está aí.
March 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Quem viu o Brasil campeão, viu. Quem não viu, o YouTube está aí.
There's a greater than 0 chance Snapchat is being used to discuss the invasion of Canada
March 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There's a greater than 0 chance Snapchat is being used to discuss the invasion of Canada
Every Sunday retail team needs a breakfast runner
March 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Every Sunday retail team needs a breakfast runner
I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop buying cars from Nissan (and Tesla but for different reasons)
March 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop buying cars from Nissan (and Tesla but for different reasons)
Why do people ask for help if they're just gonna do the one thing you told them was the worst case scenario lmao
March 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Why do people ask for help if they're just gonna do the one thing you told them was the worst case scenario lmao
Man oh man, wet track to kick off the season and Lewis' Ferrari journey. Can't wait for turn 1 😅 #F1 #AustraliaGP
March 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Man oh man, wet track to kick off the season and Lewis' Ferrari journey. Can't wait for turn 1 😅 #F1 #AustraliaGP
Stock market tanking almost as fast as the trump coin
March 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Stock market tanking almost as fast as the trump coin
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!