Ben Matasar
@matasar.bsky.social
I once walked off the end of a pier. He/him.
Come to our bookstore: https://www.achildrensplacebookstore.com/
Come to our bookstore: https://www.achildrensplacebookstore.com/
why are movies so long now? they should get off my lawn
May 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
why are movies so long now? they should get off my lawn
this take is scorching
May 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
this take is scorching
Steph will be back for game nine.
May 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Steph will be back for game nine.
Me, to Apple Store employee: Does that happen a lot?
Them: *sigh* yes
Them: *sigh* yes
May 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me, to Apple Store employee: Does that happen a lot?
Them: *sigh* yes
Them: *sigh* yes
I had the same experience, maybe it’s good actually.
May 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I had the same experience, maybe it’s good actually.
this is obviously wrong, the blazers should win
May 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
this is obviously wrong, the blazers should win
Do what you gotta do Calahan
May 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Do what you gotta do Calahan
we used to nuke the ocean to keep them in line
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
we used to nuke the ocean to keep them in line