Well I was accurate last year. He lost by 10x to a fucking Republican.

my wife/little is a whore. I JUST got out of the shower and she walks up to me and slaps me with a slice of American cheese. now I smell like vanilla and plastic cheese! (She's not a whore, but she is my literal goblin sometimes....)

My instructors have jokes in quizzes apparently, gotta admit they got a chuckle out of me.

While business baby (my wife) gets ready for work, I survey the damage done to yet another daydreamer

First pamp in a month, It's crazy how much even just wearing at night will help my depression, it's been a very bluh month without them.

I live to fight another semester. 3.5 GPA and Deans list like all my other non-trainwreck semesters :D Finally a Junior after 16 years of trying (and mostly failing).

Your wish is my command. This is just my wife's pamps (instead of mostly mine like usual) and she's one dehydrated woman. took my breath away when the smell it.

My second out-patient knee surgery. I went back into pre-op at 06:30, I went home a little before 10am... Fuckin Yikes. (my first one maxed my out of pocket)

Can't say I don't get my money's worth out of daydreamers. A well hydrated baby is a good girl indeed.

I just have the chopped sticker on my car, the others I got won't work where I was gunna put them :<

I'm not soggy ur soggy, I'm just a good puppy and well hydrated! hmph