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Emacs evangelist | RWBY enjoyer | Deathcore liker

Or put more simply, someone with exceptionally bad taste.

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masto.flamingos-cant.xyz
Just found this song that the band describes as "dark, aggressive descent into controlled mental oppression", but it's so hard to take seriously because the video is mostly just a woman in a sexy nurse costume caressing members of the band and posing for the camera.
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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osiris.mastodon.nu.ap.brid.gy
larenmcjesse &Co 2016 ELON MUSK In 10 years we'll have self-driving cars on Mars. 2026 ELON MUSK I've updated my child porn machine to be more racist.
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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solonovamax.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy
[flowchart] What OS should you use? do you hate yourself? yes: windows, linux, macos no: burn your computer
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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aphelion.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy
One day
We will realize
That it was
Through our flaws
We became beautiful.

#poetry
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Me and my beer.
Daniel holding two beers labeled "rip curl"
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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jerry.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy
Biggest insult today: Motherfucking Github rate limited me browsing issues of a software product while being logged out. Git-we steal all your open source code to train our slop machine that management will use to make your life at work worse-hub.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I tried to read a post on hacker news just now.
Sorry! If you're a human who is trying to read HN, please email hn@ycombinator.com so we can get you unblocked. Include your IP address if possible. (This most commonly happens when someone is trying to crawl HN from the same ISP, ASN, VPN, etc.)
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
i turned off altbot for now.

a conversation happened that i need to sit with and that i want others to read and also to consider: https://ieji.de/@anantagd/115804706509841365
#BlindAltBot (@anantagd@ieji.de)
@nelson@wetdry.world I am blind. Seeing people who think I'm not worth the effort fill my timeline with AltBot generated AI stuff that isn't even accurate in lots of cases. Human alt text is always better, because it doesn´t focus on ocular seeing. Seeing people think, and AltBot was designed around that notion, that blind people must compensate for missing "eye-seeing", but that's not the case. I am interested in the meaning of an image to you, its maker or publisher. Again, human alt text is better, also because it strengthens reciprocity between seeing and blind people. AltBot doesn't but it makes seeing people believe they have done their bit for accessibility. In actuality, the reverse is often true. !!!!!!!!!
ieji.de
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
they are idiots...

you can copy and paste the text from some of the epstein files to unredact it...

absolute idiots...
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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erikuden.mastodon.de.ap.brid.gy
“You didn't give me the cheat codes to 100% manipulate women into liking me, therefore I became a misogynist bigot who hates women and it's YOUR fault.”
A screenshot of Adam Something called “The Left Created Andrew Tate (by ignoring Young Men) A comic by Bors making fun of men who claim other people are the reason they became a fascist.
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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zelda.zone
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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glyph.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
it's truly amazing what LLMs can achieve. we now know it's possible to produce an html5 parsing library with nothing but the full source code of an existing html5 parsing library, all the source code of all other open source libraries ever, a meticulously maintained and extremely comprehensive […]
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mastodon.social
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.

#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Editor to generate a fake internal server error page complete with You, Cloud, Server in red and green
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
Tumblr post from aziraphale: i always use 💛 and i am always hoping deep in my heart that one day i will send it to someone still on android 4 so it appears as [hairy heart emoji]
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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distrowatch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I think it is telling that we are about three years into the AI craze and, still, every single time someone says to me "I asked ChatGPT ___ " or "The chatbot told me ____" I know they are about to say something completed stupid and devoid of facts. Every single time.
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
Thread of Tumblr posts: @jxnecrocker: without hrt christmas is just cismas @real-live-dragon: this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this @jenroses: honestly this is just the goddamn most impressive pun
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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bomberfish.ca
A meme with shows Tux the penguin (representing Linux) saying "I CONSENT," the Rust logo also saying "I CONSENT," and Bryan Lunduke on the right saying "I DON'T." The caption reads: "THE MYTH OF 'CONSENSUAL' RUST. ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?"
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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twink.men
Image of an orange cat with heterochromia. One eye is ginger and the other is blue. The image compares the eyes colors to Portal's portal colors, Gravity Gun and Super Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2's colors, colors of Sonic and Tails and to the colors of Gumball and Darwin. The image also compares the portals to the Opera GX logo and Darwin to "fih" picture.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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lety.doesstuff.social.ap.brid.gy
lmao i love this stupid decentralized network of federated social media platforms
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
me
a broken iphone 4/s with shattered glass, no bottom, and a chipped top. the screen reads "Update Completed"
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip
Me: "I wish this RAM bullshit got devs to care about memory usage again"
*The monkey's paw curls*
"Microsoft tries to fix slow Windows 11 Explorer by preloading it instead of solving the underlying problem"
volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip :privTri: Volpeon :areon3NSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · Dec 7
Me: "I wish this RAM bullshit got devs to care about memory usage again"
*The monkey's paw curls*
"Discord solves memory leak by restarting the application if it exceeds 4gb"
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
Zuckerberg has blown 77 billion – enough money to revitalize entire countries – on an idea so overwhelmingly, obviously stupid that I have never once heard anyone, from the Thanksgiving avuncular table to the most wretched depths of social media, say they liked it or even tried it. He was so […]
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infosec.exchange
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
it is BANDCAMP FRIDAY.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM