I walk right up to you and drop my shorts, what’s your next move?

Looking forward to starting this HOT holiday weekend here in Palm Springs. Who else is here?

Ready for you.

It feels great to get my sweaty pits and arms worshiped, and licked after the gym.

For those who love pits.

We now have video? I think I know what y’all want us to do with it. Maybe something like this…?

Twitter replay: a 2/23 nature show clip

Here we’ve found a bear in his woods scratching a carnal itch and spreading seed to help replenish the forest. That fallen tree looks a bit uncomfortable but it supports his heft as he satisfies his natural desires.

Let’s watch then discuss our own urges.

I heard it’s #MonopoleMonday or something. I don’t know what that means so I’ll just post this until I figure it out.

It’s not snowing here but while looking for evidence of the last time it did actually drop on us, I found this from Jan ‘22. I miss snow.

Oh yeah - happy new year, er’body! Enjoy the ASMR.

I finally did a trivia night on Chaturbate. Before striking the set (it’s a whole production! I’ll post a bts pic in a comment), @galileo669.bsky.social joined me to share some fleshlight fun in a separate broadcast the next morning.

I know you probably missed both shows. Fine. Here’s a clip. 🙄

We wave at thee for #FCF

The rain is falling and @intellibear.bsky.social is taking a break from building the pavilion for the hot tub.