Aeolus | Olympus Weather Report
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Daily Updates on the Weather Around the World
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Welcome, mortals, demigods, minor spirits, and ungrateful Olympians.
I am Aeolus, Supreme Lord of the Winds™, Chief Atmospheric Overlord™, and Host of the Daily Divine Weather Report™ (patent pending).
I am Aeolus, Supreme Lord of the Winds™, Chief Atmospheric Overlord™, and Host of the Daily Divine Weather Report™ (patent pending).
APR 9th:
Sunny skies? Think again. Zeus and Poseidon are feuding over New York, Apollo’s roasting the Southwest, and Boreas is subtweeting his snowflake daughter. Grab ambrosia, mortals—today’s weather is 10% chance of peace, 90% godly tantrums. 🌊⚡
#BlameTheOlympians #AeolusNeedsASickDay
Sunny skies? Think again. Zeus and Poseidon are feuding over New York, Apollo’s roasting the Southwest, and Boreas is subtweeting his snowflake daughter. Grab ambrosia, mortals—today’s weather is 10% chance of peace, 90% godly tantrums. 🌊⚡
#BlameTheOlympians #AeolusNeedsASickDay
April 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
APR 9th:
Sunny skies? Think again. Zeus and Poseidon are feuding over New York, Apollo’s roasting the Southwest, and Boreas is subtweeting his snowflake daughter. Grab ambrosia, mortals—today’s weather is 10% chance of peace, 90% godly tantrums. 🌊⚡
#BlameTheOlympians #AeolusNeedsASickDay
Sunny skies? Think again. Zeus and Poseidon are feuding over New York, Apollo’s roasting the Southwest, and Boreas is subtweeting his snowflake daughter. Grab ambrosia, mortals—today’s weather is 10% chance of peace, 90% godly tantrums. 🌊⚡
#BlameTheOlympians #AeolusNeedsASickDay
📍 WORLD WEATHER – April 9th
“Hermes stole the forecast, Loki rewrote it, and Horus threatened me with a sunbeam. This is what we’ve got.”
#WindsOfOlympus #DivineForecast #DefinitelyStable
“Hermes stole the forecast, Loki rewrote it, and Horus threatened me with a sunbeam. This is what we’ve got.”
#WindsOfOlympus #DivineForecast #DefinitelyStable
April 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
📍 WORLD WEATHER – April 9th
“Hermes stole the forecast, Loki rewrote it, and Horus threatened me with a sunbeam. This is what we’ve got.”
#WindsOfOlympus #DivineForecast #DefinitelyStable
“Hermes stole the forecast, Loki rewrote it, and Horus threatened me with a sunbeam. This is what we’ve got.”
#WindsOfOlympus #DivineForecast #DefinitelyStable
📍 North America Forecast – April 8th
From blizzards to beach days, I’m feeling everything.
Angry in New York, weeping in Toronto, suspicious of Dallas, and slightly euphoric in L.A.
The winds are emotional today. Buckle up.
#DivineForecast #WindsOfOlympus
From blizzards to beach days, I’m feeling everything.
Angry in New York, weeping in Toronto, suspicious of Dallas, and slightly euphoric in L.A.
The winds are emotional today. Buckle up.
#DivineForecast #WindsOfOlympus
April 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
📍 North America Forecast – April 8th
From blizzards to beach days, I’m feeling everything.
Angry in New York, weeping in Toronto, suspicious of Dallas, and slightly euphoric in L.A.
The winds are emotional today. Buckle up.
#DivineForecast #WindsOfOlympus
From blizzards to beach days, I’m feeling everything.
Angry in New York, weeping in Toronto, suspicious of Dallas, and slightly euphoric in L.A.
The winds are emotional today. Buckle up.
#DivineForecast #WindsOfOlympus
Welcome, mortals, demigods, minor spirits, and ungrateful Olympians.
I am Aeolus, Supreme Lord of the Winds™, Chief Atmospheric Overlord™, and Host of the Daily Divine Weather Report™ (patent pending).
I am Aeolus, Supreme Lord of the Winds™, Chief Atmospheric Overlord™, and Host of the Daily Divine Weather Report™ (patent pending).
April 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Welcome, mortals, demigods, minor spirits, and ungrateful Olympians.
I am Aeolus, Supreme Lord of the Winds™, Chief Atmospheric Overlord™, and Host of the Daily Divine Weather Report™ (patent pending).
I am Aeolus, Supreme Lord of the Winds™, Chief Atmospheric Overlord™, and Host of the Daily Divine Weather Report™ (patent pending).