Lost in Wonderland
@mastern03.bsky.social
Not sure what I’ll do with this yet but here we are
There’s no greater tragedy than when your open poppers fall between the seats. Now there is nothing you can do but be high anywhere you drive…. Good luck you dirty slut!
March 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
There’s no greater tragedy than when your open poppers fall between the seats. Now there is nothing you can do but be high anywhere you drive…. Good luck you dirty slut!
“ you’re a 9.5 in Madison but a 7 in Chicago……” love that
December 29, 2024 at 8:23 AM
“ you’re a 9.5 in Madison but a 7 in Chicago……” love that
In case yall forgot my title!
December 24, 2024 at 4:29 AM
In case yall forgot my title!
I read a lot of dark romance novels….. you can’t keep up with me…
December 17, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I read a lot of dark romance novels….. you can’t keep up with me…
Some people share a little too much…..
December 17, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Some people share a little too much…..
Janesville jingle pub crawl…. Can I be your angel
December 8, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Janesville jingle pub crawl…. Can I be your angel
Baby can clean up well in a suit! Had such a great time at two of my favorite people’s wedding Friday.
December 8, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Baby can clean up well in a suit! Had such a great time at two of my favorite people’s wedding Friday.
Babyyyy we are not the same… good luck babe
December 6, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Babyyyy we are not the same… good luck babe
Gay bottom struggles haha
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Gay bottom struggles haha
The interwebs taught me things tonight…. This is how I’ll be messaging on grindr from now on. You’re welcome
December 4, 2024 at 5:08 AM
The interwebs taught me things tonight…. This is how I’ll be messaging on grindr from now on. You’re welcome
I really don’t want to get out of bed today…. I’m not a cuddler per say, but they do sound really nice right now
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I really don’t want to get out of bed today…. I’m not a cuddler per say, but they do sound really nice right now
Me waiting at home for you to return….. what we going to do???
November 29, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Me waiting at home for you to return….. what we going to do???
Wish I was cute enough to attract what I deserve
November 28, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Wish I was cute enough to attract what I deserve
I wish my friends loved me enough to help wingman me… out here swinging and always missing
November 28, 2024 at 8:07 AM
I wish my friends loved me enough to help wingman me… out here swinging and always missing
Take me back to sunshine and back country roads…. It’s too cold here #winterblues
November 26, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Take me back to sunshine and back country roads…. It’s too cold here #winterblues
If I have to ask where is it? Babes you’re not topping…. We going to be playing where’s Waldo!!
November 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
If I have to ask where is it? Babes you’re not topping…. We going to be playing where’s Waldo!!
Gym journey day 2. I just wanna be yummy
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Gym journey day 2. I just wanna be yummy
People who breathe super heavy in the gym sauna….. bro it’s not that serious
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
People who breathe super heavy in the gym sauna….. bro it’s not that serious
Trying this again and getting back to my gym routine… lets hope I stick with it
November 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Trying this again and getting back to my gym routine… lets hope I stick with it
Welp…..
I need to learn to just not be a mess
I need to learn to just not be a mess
November 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Welp…..
I need to learn to just not be a mess
I need to learn to just not be a mess