Were we on fire while slaying donkeys? Were we slaying donkeys that were on fire? Were we donkeys on fire who slay? To this day I still do not know.

Astra’s favourite sad girl activity is to sit on the edge of her condo building’s roof with a blanket and drink spiked hot chocolate in the freezing cold. This is her least concerning coping strategy btw.

Me: wow the plot of this is so deep and riveting

The song: We will enslave your planet, deplete your resources, while crushing your resistance to the ground……. but for now…………. It’s time for drum and bass :)

TLDR: if there was an award for yapping about things nobody else knows or cares about it would go to me and also I read way too deeply into my edm

^ The comics seemingly contradict this but the music also contradicts the comics to basically I have no idea what’s going on. Maybe what the people in the comics said about Deinos is wrong lmao. Or maybe they just didn’t think the comics through properly. IDK

My personal working theory based off of a line from Alien Threat is that the Machine was created by humans but made to SEEM like an alien threat in an attempt to to unite humanity against it, but they fucked it up as scientists always do and it succeeded in taking over the planet lmao

(Shaking RIOT like a chew toy) “We’re the reason you exist” DIRECTLY CONTRADICTS “The earth has visitors” IS IT AN ALIEN OR NOT MAKE UP YOUR MINDS

Wtf don’t call me out like this

Damn well this really took off, thank u official Art Fight account and everyone else who reposted, this is the most interaction I’ve ever gotten on here 💜