Make sure you tell them you're a celebrity when you board 😆

100% This. Banks say it's perfectly fine for an 18 year old to take out hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt for college, but in the same breath say they're not eligible for a 30 year mortgage.

Why would West Virginia suddenly get bigger, and Texas suddenly get smaller? What moron created that train wreck of a map?

Don't forget that you can't pat Rudy Guliani on the back either, or you might cripple him.