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i only need two things: your SUBMISSION and your OBEDIENCE to my WILL. | dwrp; mvrp | mdni | mature themes.
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𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙.
@masterful.bsky.social
· Jun 23
a woman wearing a leopard print coat and a red sweater is sitting on a couch holding a purse .
ALT: a woman wearing a leopard print coat and a red sweater is sitting on a couch holding a purse .
media.tenor.com
the point is that one must rule or serve — that's a basic law of life!
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the MASTER.
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the MASTER.
only because it's the truth.
you've been saying that for a loooong time.
not at all, doctor. as a matter of fact, i'm positively over you.
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
only because it's the truth.
Reposted by 𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙.
❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞
July 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞
not at all, doctor. as a matter of fact, i'm positively over you.
oh? are you... frustrated?
you're attempting to frustrate me, aren't you? how very . . . irksome.
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
not at all, doctor. as a matter of fact, i'm positively over you.
fancy seeing *you* here.
a woman wearing a straw hat and sunglasses has the word dynasty on the bottom
ALT: a woman wearing a straw hat and sunglasses has the word dynasty on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
fancy seeing *you* here.
you're attempting to frustrate me, aren't you? how very . . . irksome.
never! i'm having too much fun.
all of them. permanently.
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
you're attempting to frustrate me, aren't you? how very . . . irksome.
all of them. permanently.
which one
i don't like that face you're pulling. undo it.
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
all of them. permanently.
i don't like that face you're pulling. undo it.
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i don't like that face you're pulling. undo it.
it's not a *terrible* idea . . .
need a match, darling?
turning several hundred pages so that he loses his place when he wakes up.
September 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
it's not a *terrible* idea . . .
turning several hundred pages so that he loses his place when he wakes up.
Has fallen asleep sitting up, still holding the book he was reading.
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
turning several hundred pages so that he loses his place when he wakes up.
yes, dance, doctor... dance for me... yes! yes!!!
NOOOOO THIS ISN'T A TRUE GIF AT ALL!
oh my dear doctor, you've fallen into my trap!
now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!
now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!
September 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
yes, dance, doctor... dance for me... yes! yes!!!
oh my dear doctor, you've fallen into my trap!
now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!
now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!
September 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
oh my dear doctor, you've fallen into my trap!
now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!
now you're trapped in a 2 second video... forever!!!
my universe doesn't revolve around you, my dear. i have other interests. how nice to hear that you think often about me, though!
you know sometimes it feels like i'm the only one who puts any effort into this relationship.
( suddenly looking up. ) hm? oh, you're still here?
oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.
oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.
September 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
my universe doesn't revolve around you, my dear. i have other interests. how nice to hear that you think often about me, though!
( suddenly looking up. ) hm? oh, you're still here?
oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.
oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.
ohhh, master, the universe is far bigger than we will *ever* be old enough to see. you just need to find the right place, i bet!
mmmm. quite possibly. this is the problem with old age. i've seen and done it *all*. summon primordial dæmons? hide at the end of the universe? push you off a tall building and watch you splat? oh, been there, done that, bought the fridge magnet. there's hardly *anything* new going on. how irksome.
September 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
( suddenly looking up. ) hm? oh, you're still here?
oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.
oh, alright. if you're going to pester me i *suppose* i *have* to destroy you.
mmmm. quite possibly. this is the problem with old age. i've seen and done it *all*. summon primordial dæmons? hide at the end of the universe? push you off a tall building and watch you splat? oh, been there, done that, bought the fridge magnet. there's hardly *anything* new going on. how irksome.
then you'll go & find something else to do?
if you say so. ( sighing, slouching down. ) i'm bored of this conversation already. you're boring me.
September 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
mmmm. quite possibly. this is the problem with old age. i've seen and done it *all*. summon primordial dæmons? hide at the end of the universe? push you off a tall building and watch you splat? oh, been there, done that, bought the fridge magnet. there's hardly *anything* new going on. how irksome.
you'll have to work a lot harder than that to impress me.
September 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
you'll have to work a lot harder than that to impress me.
if you say so. ( sighing, slouching down. ) i'm bored of this conversation already. you're boring me.
unfortunately for you, i relocated the milking parlour, so if you do *that* you'll be pouring all that fresh hot alkaline milk into the acid lake, rendering it SOMEWHAT less deadly.
( the master arches a brow, skeptical. )
but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.
but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.
September 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if you say so. ( sighing, slouching down. ) i'm bored of this conversation already. you're boring me.
( the master arches a brow, skeptical. )
but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.
but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.
alright that seems only fair— wait a minute I'M the guest stroke prisoner around here, you should get the champagne, what if i get lost & end up in the sabotage room?
evidently. it's rude to come back from the dead without your host's permission, you know.
well . . . i suppose you might make yourself useful while you're here. bring me more champagne.
well . . . i suppose you might make yourself useful while you're here. bring me more champagne.
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
( the master arches a brow, skeptical. )
but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.
but that won't happen, will it? because you know that if you were to break anything i might just press the button on my remote controller which releases all my captives into the acid sea we're currently travelling over, and you wouldn't want *that*.
i see. why don't you tell me more about that?
About that
see, the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated
see, the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated
oh, hello. i thought i'd killed you.
September 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i see. why don't you tell me more about that?
evidently. it's rude to come back from the dead without your host's permission, you know.
well . . . i suppose you might make yourself useful while you're here. bring me more champagne.
well . . . i suppose you might make yourself useful while you're here. bring me more champagne.
i came back!
oh, hello. i thought i'd killed you.
September 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
evidently. it's rude to come back from the dead without your host's permission, you know.
well . . . i suppose you might make yourself useful while you're here. bring me more champagne.
well . . . i suppose you might make yourself useful while you're here. bring me more champagne.
well, if the shoe fits...
And what? Die?
perhaps you should take the hint, my dear.
September 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
well, if the shoe fits...
perhaps you should take the hint, my dear.
Why does *everyone* say that to me?
oh, hello. i thought i'd killed you.
September 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
perhaps you should take the hint, my dear.
oh, hello. i thought i'd killed you.
September 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
oh, hello. i thought i'd killed you.
things would be a lot better if you simply all listened to me.
July 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
things would be a lot better if you simply all listened to me.
( a polite laugh. ) if you knew the secret, miss tyler, it'd hardly be so persuasive, would it?
it's your tone, I think!
i can be very persuasive.
July 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
( a polite laugh. ) if you knew the secret, miss tyler, it'd hardly be so persuasive, would it?