Sneebs
@mastercheef.bsky.social
25 🪲she/her 🪲 Entomologist with a lot of hobbies
Feel free to follow if you wanna be mutuals!
Feel free to follow if you wanna be mutuals!
I need a mod for Resident Evil that turns leon into a giant bug. We could call it Resident Weevil
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I need a mod for Resident Evil that turns leon into a giant bug. We could call it Resident Weevil
Sweating so much in this heat that a dude told me I looked like a gatorade commercial
August 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sweating so much in this heat that a dude told me I looked like a gatorade commercial
The long awaited PGR x DMC collab finally drops, two days before I go camping. I’m gonna be thinking about that damn game while in the woods lmao
August 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The long awaited PGR x DMC collab finally drops, two days before I go camping. I’m gonna be thinking about that damn game while in the woods lmao
Blue razz flavored shroom for those bold enough to take a bite
August 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Blue razz flavored shroom for those bold enough to take a bite
Listening to music loud enough to shake the rats out of the walls
August 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Listening to music loud enough to shake the rats out of the walls
I get that automated systems are meant to make things easier but if I’m calling a facility, it’s because the automated online process wasn’t able to adequately help me and now I’m seeking a real person to talk to. Automated calls are so useless imo. Let me talk to a human *please*
August 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I get that automated systems are meant to make things easier but if I’m calling a facility, it’s because the automated online process wasn’t able to adequately help me and now I’m seeking a real person to talk to. Automated calls are so useless imo. Let me talk to a human *please*
It’s crazy that we decided to go with the term dilfs when filfs is so much funnier
June 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s crazy that we decided to go with the term dilfs when filfs is so much funnier
Love me a good greasy chip. Give me that snackage with oil juices. If it doesn’t double as a fire starter, I don’t want it
May 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Love me a good greasy chip. Give me that snackage with oil juices. If it doesn’t double as a fire starter, I don’t want it
In this town, everybody knows somebody with a cat named Beef or Brick
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
In this town, everybody knows somebody with a cat named Beef or Brick
Playing a gacha game made by Kuro and seeing content leaks from the Chinese server that haven’t made it to the global servers yet is getting me so excited mannn (pgr x dmc collab, come to me beautiful)
May 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Playing a gacha game made by Kuro and seeing content leaks from the Chinese server that haven’t made it to the global servers yet is getting me so excited mannn (pgr x dmc collab, come to me beautiful)
Idk how some of yall keep the same screensaver for months. Mine changes with my mood
May 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Idk how some of yall keep the same screensaver for months. Mine changes with my mood
Why do the people who constantly complain about having kids choose to keep having more
May 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why do the people who constantly complain about having kids choose to keep having more
Maybe I’m just not understanding the algorithm, but I do find it funny that I can spend 3 weeks listening to nu metal and Spotify’s autoplay is still like, “here, we recommend the same 5 Frank Ocean songs you listened to on repeat in high school”
May 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Maybe I’m just not understanding the algorithm, but I do find it funny that I can spend 3 weeks listening to nu metal and Spotify’s autoplay is still like, “here, we recommend the same 5 Frank Ocean songs you listened to on repeat in high school”
Watched a movie that released in 1977 and the hotel room this character rented was ONLY 9 DOLLARS per night
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Watched a movie that released in 1977 and the hotel room this character rented was ONLY 9 DOLLARS per night
Music trends come and go, but dubstep will always be cool and no one will ever convince me otherwise
May 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Music trends come and go, but dubstep will always be cool and no one will ever convince me otherwise
Being able to rap in multiple languages without missing a beat is such a flex
April 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Being able to rap in multiple languages without missing a beat is such a flex
I CAN FINALLY EXIT OUT OF ALL MY TABS I WAS USING TO STUDY LETS GOOOOO
April 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I CAN FINALLY EXIT OUT OF ALL MY TABS I WAS USING TO STUDY LETS GOOOOO
Happy earth day everybody
Shoutout earth, she’s my favorite milf
Shoutout earth, she’s my favorite milf
April 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Happy earth day everybody
Shoutout earth, she’s my favorite milf
Shoutout earth, she’s my favorite milf
Why does every chemist I’ve ever met produce enough anxious energy to make the Lowes lightbulb section glow
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Why does every chemist I’ve ever met produce enough anxious energy to make the Lowes lightbulb section glow
Planning on doing a devil may cry Dante cosplay in a few months and trying to figure out how the heck I’m supposed to make Devil Sword Dante. First time building a cosplay from absolute scratch, and that sword’s textures look daunting
April 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Planning on doing a devil may cry Dante cosplay in a few months and trying to figure out how the heck I’m supposed to make Devil Sword Dante. First time building a cosplay from absolute scratch, and that sword’s textures look daunting
Almost bought uranium glassware yesterday but instead I chose to spend my cash on a small taxidermy alligator head, which surprisingly cost the same as a single plate
April 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Almost bought uranium glassware yesterday but instead I chose to spend my cash on a small taxidermy alligator head, which surprisingly cost the same as a single plate
Took a “short” nap yesterday late afternoon that ended up turning into an 11 hour sleep. Chat I may be cooked in terms of getting work done but I am feeling exceptionally rested
April 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Took a “short” nap yesterday late afternoon that ended up turning into an 11 hour sleep. Chat I may be cooked in terms of getting work done but I am feeling exceptionally rested
This is the most Californian shit ever. The moment my sister landed in LA she got an earthquake alert
April 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is the most Californian shit ever. The moment my sister landed in LA she got an earthquake alert