AZATHOTH
@masterbard.bsky.social
haven't seen a Pinball machine in 20+ years :'( they don't exist in my country. I'd kick 1000 babies to play a Terminator 2 or Star trek pinball machine once again.
February 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
haven't seen a Pinball machine in 20+ years :'( they don't exist in my country. I'd kick 1000 babies to play a Terminator 2 or Star trek pinball machine once again.
You lose a lot of good earths that way.
January 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You lose a lot of good earths that way.
You can still buy one time. I bought office 2021 for like $7 bucks online. No monthly fee, no hidden crap. All you need to do is do phone activation but it takes 10 minutes tops.
December 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
You can still buy one time. I bought office 2021 for like $7 bucks online. No monthly fee, no hidden crap. All you need to do is do phone activation but it takes 10 minutes tops.
So I heard you like bards 🤣🤣🤣
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a window and asking how you doin ' ?
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December 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM
So I heard you like bards 🤣🤣🤣
You know what's more rebellious than that? Stop giving them money and make your own damn coffee!
December 23, 2024 at 11:49 AM
You know what's more rebellious than that? Stop giving them money and make your own damn coffee!
I would lend the elephant to the local zoo. I am not selling it nor giving it away, only lending it. hence I am not violating any of the 2 conditions.
December 17, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I would lend the elephant to the local zoo. I am not selling it nor giving it away, only lending it. hence I am not violating any of the 2 conditions.
Leave gun rights and impose hardcore taxes on bullets. The constitution says you have the right to bare arms but says nothing about the bullets.
a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
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December 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Leave gun rights and impose hardcore taxes on bullets. The constitution says you have the right to bare arms but says nothing about the bullets.
Snake taking diazepam like skittles for the shakes is like getting chemotherapy to kill a throat infection. Always made me laugh.
December 17, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Snake taking diazepam like skittles for the shakes is like getting chemotherapy to kill a throat infection. Always made me laugh.
Nobody should be allowed to be this wealthy!!! Musk is exhibit A on why uncontrolled Capitalism does not work!!
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Nobody should be allowed to be this wealthy!!! Musk is exhibit A on why uncontrolled Capitalism does not work!!
Put a horse's head in their bed.
a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a window .
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December 10, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Put a horse's head in their bed.
Was I the only one hoping they never caught him?
December 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Was I the only one hoping they never caught him?
Pretty sure it's Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up the girl.
December 9, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Pretty sure it's Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up the girl.
Only smells I can imagine coming from those perfumes are used diaper, sweat and spray on tan.
December 7, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Only smells I can imagine coming from those perfumes are used diaper, sweat and spray on tan.
I went to see the Premiere of Avengers end Game at 10:30PM there was a pregnant lady with a 6 or 7 year old kid who wouldn't shut his fucking mouth. then the kid needed to pee. the lady used the soda cup to let her kid pee in it right next to my wife. I said nothing cause my wife begged me to.
December 6, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I went to see the Premiere of Avengers end Game at 10:30PM there was a pregnant lady with a 6 or 7 year old kid who wouldn't shut his fucking mouth. then the kid needed to pee. the lady used the soda cup to let her kid pee in it right next to my wife. I said nothing cause my wife begged me to.
This is the main reason I quit going to the movies. Heck I used to go at least once a week. now I haven't gone in over a year. I instead invested resources in a high end 98" TV with a good sound system. I got fed up with the interruptions, people talking, kicking your seat etc...
December 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
This is the main reason I quit going to the movies. Heck I used to go at least once a week. now I haven't gone in over a year. I instead invested resources in a high end 98" TV with a good sound system. I got fed up with the interruptions, people talking, kicking your seat etc...
The statistics don't lie. Pitbulls are the most dangerous dogs. They can be perfectly trained and be a sweetheart to most. But a slight incident can activate their instinct and they will attack! Just like my border Collie has that herding instinct even though I never taught it to herd.
December 5, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The statistics don't lie. Pitbulls are the most dangerous dogs. They can be perfectly trained and be a sweetheart to most. But a slight incident can activate their instinct and they will attack! Just like my border Collie has that herding instinct even though I never taught it to herd.
Handmaid's tale doesn't sound so farfetched anymore.
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Handmaid's tale doesn't sound so farfetched anymore.
I have about 10 which is about the same I had on Twitter in 10+years. I like this place better though.
December 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I have about 10 which is about the same I had on Twitter in 10+years. I like this place better though.
What's next? make Women's vote invalid?
December 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
What's next? make Women's vote invalid?
I think there's a prime directive and there's a huge sign outside our solar system that says. "DANGER AGGRESSIVE UNDER DEVELOPED APES IN 3rd PLANET AHEAD!! ENTRANCE IS FORBIDDEN!!!!"
December 3, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I think there's a prime directive and there's a huge sign outside our solar system that says. "DANGER AGGRESSIVE UNDER DEVELOPED APES IN 3rd PLANET AHEAD!! ENTRANCE IS FORBIDDEN!!!!"
Next console will be the ps4 portable. It's gonna be insane.
December 3, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Next console will be the ps4 portable. It's gonna be insane.
I thought it was gonna be maybe radical Islam that was gonna throw back the USA 100 years into the past. Never thought it was gonna be Maga idiots.
December 2, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I thought it was gonna be maybe radical Islam that was gonna throw back the USA 100 years into the past. Never thought it was gonna be Maga idiots.