MasterArchfiend
@masterarchfiend.bsky.social
Freelance writer, admirer of love and lovers of food and honestly a bit of a dork. 18+only.
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Dear internet,
Stop being cowards.
Signed,
A very tired Archfiend
Stop being cowards.
Signed,
A very tired Archfiend
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Dear internet,
Stop being cowards.
Signed,
A very tired Archfiend
Stop being cowards.
Signed,
A very tired Archfiend
Pokémon fans complaining about trade evolutions in this day and age are annoying. Just make some friends. It’s not that hard. I’m a socially inept kink writer and I managed to make some and complete my Pokédex with them. Complain if they revive the link cable. Those were when it really sucked.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Pokémon fans complaining about trade evolutions in this day and age are annoying. Just make some friends. It’s not that hard. I’m a socially inept kink writer and I managed to make some and complete my Pokédex with them. Complain if they revive the link cable. Those were when it really sucked.
Don’t write while tired. I was so focused on the character limit that I didn’t see the obvious mistakes.
A loud rip echoed through the barn, causing Lapis to sigh. “If I had known eating pizza would make my ass so fat, then I would kept wearing a skirt.”
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Don’t write while tired. I was so focused on the character limit that I didn’t see the obvious mistakes.
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A loud rip echoed through the barn, causing Lapis to sigh. “If I had known eating pizza would make my ass so fat, then I would kept wearing a skirt.”
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
A loud rip echoed through the barn, causing Lapis to sigh. “If I had known eating pizza would make my ass so fat, then I would kept wearing a skirt.”
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
Hot take: Flash Sentry is so boring he would make me straight.
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Hot take: Flash Sentry is so boring he would make me straight.
Pokémon Night Out is apparently for adult fans who grew up with the franchise, like myself. They would earn my loyalty forever if that means plump Flygon.
Or at least finally getting to see Cynthia in her bikini.
Or at least finally getting to see Cynthia in her bikini.
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Pokémon Night Out is apparently for adult fans who grew up with the franchise, like myself. They would earn my loyalty forever if that means plump Flygon.
Or at least finally getting to see Cynthia in her bikini.
Or at least finally getting to see Cynthia in her bikini.
A loud rip echoed through the barn, causing Lapis to sigh. “If I had known eating pizza would make my ass so fat, then I would kept wearing a skirt.”
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
A loud rip echoed through the barn, causing Lapis to sigh. “If I had known eating pizza would make my ass so fat, then I would kept wearing a skirt.”
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.
Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.